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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 01:53 AM        The Core
They keep playing this preview. Over and over.

And it's the worst preview ever.
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 02:02 AM       
the scene with the lightning looks so fake its sad

I think Willard is gonna kick ass though
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 02:58 AM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 06:40 AM       
Hah HAH!

At the Union nightclub event "Juice" http://www.shef.ac.uk/union/ents/juice/ last week the was a "The Core" promotion. They took a photo of your face and transplanted it into a cutout from various movie stills. You knwo the kinda thing.

I was a spaceman, and of course I did my pirate face. I'll scan the bitch in when I get a chance.
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 10:43 AM       
That movie looks like the biggest piece of shit to come along since Independence Day.
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 12:18 PM       
I saw a trailer for this god awful excuse for a movie the last time I was in a movie theater. After the preview was over I yelled out "What a piece of shit!" as loud as I could. I thought it might get some laughter out of the audience, but instead a bunch of people were looking back towards my general area like I insulted their mom.

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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 01:42 PM       
It had DJ Qualls saying "I'm going to need Spongebob tapes and Hot Pockets."

Right there is three things I despise. Fucking guy has a nose bigger than his own head.
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 03:42 PM       
weird, i was eating a pepperoni hot pocket and watching spongebob when you said that

Anyways, the core does look like a peice of shit.

And i did see willard and it was much good, unlike the core
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Old Mar 27th, 2003, 01:17 PM       
that line about 'jump starting the earth' has to be the lamest line I've ever heard. It's such a laboured delivery! Looks beyond fucking awful.

I do, however, love that the 'rave reviews' for it say shit like: "This is what Armageddon wanted to be!"
And then the name of the reviewer is SO SMALL you can't make it out. You just know it was someone like "Jane Smith -JFK High School Newspaper".
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