Damn it!

[Rev. Danno]

I got fired today...
The owner of the company didn't think I was cool enough to work there. Now I have to start looking for work again.
Everyone else liked me and thought I was cool, and I wasn't even an asshole to everyone. I was nice to everyone. I tell you, this sucks...
Well... I'm off to look for work on Craig's list...

[Emu]

Where did you work? :o

[Cosmo Electrolux]

because you weren't cool enough? You worked for a twelve year old?

[Ri0tGrRrl]

OMG danno!!! :/ that sux!!!!
u should move to oly i can get u a job here!

[Rev. Danno]

I worked at A cafe that was owned by dirty Hippies, I didn't smoke pot, or smell bad or something...
So yeah I didn't meet their Image.

RG, I'd love to but all my stuff is here, and um... I like portland, I've move way too much aready, and I'm just starting to make friends here.
I'll tell you about Iceland, and Phoenix, and you'll probally understand another reason why...

[Ri0tGrRrl]

awwwww...o well i bet my grrrlie would b mad neway even tho were poly she still gets jealous...
i haven't told her abou the other nite yet


what about iceland and phoenix? omg i totally know this grrrl that went 2 iceland and she loved it cuz she had lots of icelandic vodka

[Command Prompt]

Wal MArt hires anyone. Try there. Lots of hot chicks work there sometimes

[Jixby Phillips]

El "MY LOCAL WALMART DICTATES WHAT EVERY OTHER WALMART IN THE WORLD IS LIKE" Mariachi

[Command Prompt]

sorry I thought they were standerdized

[ziggytrix]

I was absolutely amazed by the number of attractive ladies workin at Wal-Mart corp HQ... only I was there at night so my eyes would be bloodshot & I wouldn't feel like smiling at any of them while clocking out. :/

<insert obligatory WAL-MART SUCKS rant here>

[Grandpa Jones]

Do they sell paper towels at Wal Mart? There's one close by and I usually have to go all the way to Costco (10 miles or so from my home) in order to get them. I use alot of paper towels when I eat. I hate making a mess and I don't want any of my cats to lick hot sauce or something off my face, they might get sick.

[ziggytrix]

WTF, you've mastered the internet, but you don't know about Wal-Mart??!

Anyway, good luck finding a new job without Patchuli Overlords, Danno!

[Rev. Danno]

Hey My Grampa is posting on here now?!?! Sweet!
Thanks Z-money... I'm looking hard for work, but PDX is hard to find a chef job in... I'm applying for frycook, cookie decorator, and Barista right now... Also RG hooked me up w/ a job doing porn, so I'm going to try that for a little bit, just for an extra bit of income. All I have to do is take some pics., send them in, and BLAMO! $50 for Danno!...
No I'm not telling any of you where I'll be Posting...
I will tell you this... I have herd of another (former) I-mocker that is posting nekkid photos on the Interweb...

[SMN]

Danno, you can't be fired because youre not cool. Thats discrimination, and you can sue whomever fired you for that. Same thing happened to one of my friends.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Originally Posted by Rev. Danno

Hey My Grampa is posting on here now?!?! Sweet!
Thanks Z-money... I'm looking hard for work, but PDX is hard to find a chef job in... I'm applying for frycook, cookie decorator, and Barista right now... Also RG hooked me up w/ a job doing porn, so I'm going to try that for a little bit, just for an extra bit of income. All I have to do is take some pics., send them in, and BLAMO! $50 for Danno!...
No I'm not telling any of you where I'll be Posting...
I will tell you this... I have herd of another (former) I-mocker that is posting nekkid photos on the Interweb...

who? where?

[FartinMowler]

Now I feel bad for calling you a freak now your an unemployed freak that isn't cool :/

[Matt Harty]

You're a cold man, Fartin.

[sadie]

danno, you're damn cool in my book, and i'm wearing a tie-dye and no shoes right now. :P

[Snatchtastic]

OMG, SADIE FIRED DANNO

[mburbank]

Are you healthy enough for medical experiments?

The absolute bottom of the unemployment pitt for me came during the ressision of the late eighties. All my freelance comedy clients moved to NYC or LA, my comedy group wasn't getting any college gigs anymore and we couldn't make our monthly van payment let alone pay the members and I just couldn't accept that I would have to go and look for a real job with a real boss. I worked three days at an upscale bakery and then this woman walked in and asked me "Those Walnut Dream Bars... do they have... Walnuts in them" And I quit. So I went down to the medical district, newspaper in hand, to 'audition' for medical experiments. And I got turned down for every single one.

[Buffalo Tom]

Originally Posted by mburbank

I worked three days at an upscale bakery and then this woman walked in and asked me "Those Walnut Dream Bars... do they have... Walnuts in them".

Speaking of dumb questions, I was a retail monkey in a bookstore while in university. One day, a customer, in a natty suit and dressed to the nines, asked, 'Do you have any naked books?'. I replied, 'No, we only sell books with covers'.

The shit the working class has to put with.

[FartinMowler]

You're a cold man, Fartin.

Sorry you lost your job...just trying to bring some levity to the situation but, I guess that's why I had 35 jobs and now work by myself :/ life sucks and then you move onto something new

[Tropical]

Wow Max, what diseases did you do in your audition?

[mburbank]

Well, see I was trying to get into a study as a control subject, you know, 'healthy males, 20-30's', but my bloodpressure is pretty erratic and I take medication for migraines. Between those two things, and a nasty recurring upper respiratory infection, I always got turned down.