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Old Mar 22nd, 2005, 05:42 PM       
just have to say congrats too cause having a kid is a big deal!

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Old Mar 22nd, 2005, 05:57 PM       
I suppose it was a birthday and an anniversary as well.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 02:20 AM       
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 07:02 AM       
i remember when i was her only baby

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but seriously a baby is definatley rockin!
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Old Mar 24th, 2005, 09:51 AM       
Congrats, congrats!

I gues someone needs to repopulate the world following the mass genocide of the Kill Everyone Project :/
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Old Mar 24th, 2005, 11:56 AM       
It's good to hear you have a healthy baby boy! Yay for Karen and baby Jacob and the name of the guy who stuck his penis in your vagina hole! (don't remember his name)

I don't suppose you registered for a baby rocket? I can get you one, you know. They strap on like a backpack and they propel your infant to the clouds. Their descent is cushioned with a parachute and the entire contraption offers extra neck support, 'cause you know, infants' necks are like a wet noodle attached to a bocce ball.
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Old Mar 25th, 2005, 06:07 AM       
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Old Mar 27th, 2005, 08:01 AM       
thanks, everyone!

i honestly thought to myself after i saw him for the first time that i was supposed to say that he was going to be called gorlock the destroyer, but i was strapped to a table, couldn't feel my legs and i think the surgeon was tugging on my internal organs to get them back into the right position.

yup.

c-section. after 14 hours of labor and actually getting to the point where i was allowed to push, my labor regressed and we had to make the tough decision to take him c-section. we ended up making the right one as my doctor and my midwife both told me after the surgery that he wasn't coming out the natural way.

he's gorgeous. of course i'm biased, but he is. he looks like brian, but i think he has my eyes. he was 7 pounds, 12 ounces and was 20.5" long.

i'm fine. it's amazing that i had major surgery a week ago and i feel as good as i do. i have to remind myself to take it easy, though.

that's all for now. the babe is asleep so i'm going to try to do the same.

thanks again, everyone :D i'll post pictures of him soon.
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Old Mar 27th, 2005, 09:27 AM       
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Old Mar 27th, 2005, 11:18 AM       
$20 says she has the baby tomorrow.
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Old Mar 27th, 2005, 01:08 PM       
I was outside my moms room when she had my little sister and judging from all the yelling I'd say that stuff must hurt like amotherfucker So congrats for having a kid and endure such pain. I'm sure It'll be worth it.
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Old Mar 28th, 2005, 12:22 AM       
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it was painful. there was a moment where i completely zoned out and was mumbling to brian "i don't know what's happening i have no idea what's going on." that's right before they redosed my epidural and i was going through the hardest part of labor AGAIN because of the regression.

no matter though, cause this young lad came screaming into the world:



his hair was green cause he pooped inside of me the stupid fuck
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Old Mar 28th, 2005, 12:27 AM       
Wha...I don't visit General Blabber for a while and something like this happens?!

WOW!

Congratulations Karen and Brian!

Welcome to the world Jacob! Don't worry kid, you'll get used to it after a while.
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Old Mar 28th, 2005, 12:51 AM       
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his hair was green cause he pooped inside of me the stupid fuck
oh... oh god, I can't stop laughing
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Old Mar 28th, 2005, 12:58 AM       
wow inside eh? you learn something new everyday But congrats anyway!
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Old Mar 28th, 2005, 01:05 AM       
By the way, you haven't lived until you've seen a doctor elbow-deep inside someone's torso.
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Old Mar 28th, 2005, 06:22 AM       
Man, they are ugly when they just come out, aren't they?
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Old Mar 28th, 2005, 08:29 AM       
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his hair was green cause he pooped inside of me the stupid fuck
oh... oh god, I can't stop laughing
oh my god... they dont show that bit on tv anyway
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Old Mar 28th, 2005, 10:46 AM       
They don't show anything remotely close to the actual experience on television. Half the time the lady makes a couple grunts and a clean baby is handed to the father.

In reality that shit will blow your mind. The actual birth is wacky and should be rated "M" for mature.

Like watching a bloody melon squeeze through two cuts of swollen, raw sirloin.

Like watching the insides of Chicken Cordon Bleu squirt out, except instead of cheese and diced ham, it's a giant, slime-covered ham that blinks. BLINKS!
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Old Mar 28th, 2005, 01:31 PM       
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Old Mar 28th, 2005, 02:28 PM       
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Old Mar 28th, 2005, 04:32 PM       
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Old Mar 28th, 2005, 04:39 PM       
A couple minutes in the world and the kid has a backstage pass bracelet. I've never been backstage!
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Old Mar 28th, 2005, 05:51 PM       
soon glowbelly will have no time for us because of that baby, it will be like on of those sitcoms where the elder child feels neglected when the baby comes
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