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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 12:58 PM       
he didn't dodge 'em. he addressed 'em, but all you can see is the parts where he makes fun of you because you are a self-obsessed fatso freak boy.

i just don't understand why people aren't inclined to help others more. if i had a buttload of money (and i know this sounds cliche) i would totally donate a HUGE sum of it to charity and make sure that it was going to aid good causes that i believe in.

i don't need 5 houses. i'll take one big giant nice one, please...but not 5.

see, i'm not going to pretend that if i had money, i wouldn't buy nice things because i would. i would try, however, to live inside my means and help others around me.

does that make me a socialist or a bleeding heart liberal?
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 01:24 PM       
In short, yes.

Vinth, if you made any points at all, I'm really, really, really sorry for not taking you seriously. See, I thought I was taking you just about as seriosuly as you deserve, since all I saw was you bloviating. Maybe I missed your points because they were buried in the smoking wreckage of the English language you call a post. It's very hard to tweeze any point you might be making out of the mess.

You might recall that the last time you whined like a little baby hermaphrodite about how I wouldn't adress your points, I agreed to meet you at Newsfilter. There you behaved like a spastic campfire girl and shamed yourself, and since then as anyone who had the missfortune to read our 'debate' knows, have lied about it. Lots of people who read it found it boring and unnecasary (and I agree) but no one thought you did anything but embarass yourself. That's why people offered to take your place and apologized for you and said if you could look beyond how bad your writting was sometimes you had something to say, sometimes.

So if I don't take you seriously enough I'm sure I'm sorry. You make a much btter punching bag than a sparring partner. Stick with what you're good at.

Now you say I'm good at doing things that are in some way tied to being Jewish or not having a great sex life like yours. Go on. It will be really funny.
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 01:37 PM       


"You did an awfully good job of ducking your bills for a year, you hook-nosed tightwad."

I just can't bring myself to write as poorly as he does, though. I hope this is good enough.
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 01:41 PM       
It was the right spirit. Try this:

"Way to have ducked out of the paying bills you have that came in for over the last years worth sine time and memorial like a hooknose jew that you are does."
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 03:36 PM       
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When are we going to stop class warfare? I figured we have advanced further along in society then to sit there and whine about "haves/have nots".
That is exactly the kind of ignorance both liberals and concervatives have today. No, Class warfare will NEVER end for as long as wealth is associated with power. Its just a fact of life.

People who are involved in american poliitics need to learn to stop being arrogant and learn from history.
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 03:40 PM       
I'm sorry, learn from what now? History is so over. Hasn't anyone told you We Are The Champions, My Friend? Sure all the other empires ended, but not ours. They all made mistakes, we don't make any and we'll stay on top until the sun goes out. Hey, your with us or your against us, and don't look now, but being against us isn't that much fun.
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 04:33 PM       
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Maybe, just maybe, your fat ass will get a workout.
Pot, meet kettle.
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 04:47 PM       
While I'm overweight, my ass has always been and remains abnormally small. I have a hard time finding jeans that fit well, and the ass always looks empty. My stomach and face (particularly my ever grpowing jowels) are indeed fat, but my ass is petite.
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 04:48 PM       
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Pern, your question is a good one, but I can only answer it in one way. People are wired naturally to believe in a higher power, but some are atheists.
It's just this sort of free market, capitalistic society that killed the raping, pillaging and plundering society of the Vikings!
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 09:54 PM       
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he didn't dodge 'em. he addressed 'em, but all you can see is the parts where he makes fun of you because you are a self-obsessed fatso freak boy.
I'd pray to God every day that your above-average chest doesn't sag south; it would force people to look at your below-avereage face.

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Max, I just want you to even come close to countering the points I have made with good, honest debate. I know that will be hard for you and your gaggle of retards to comprehend, but I'm sure one of you will be able to do so.

P.S. Black plastic glasses on a 40+ year old man say only one thing: Art Fag.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 09:37 AM       
"Max, I just want you to even come close to countering the points I have made with good, honest debate. "

Okay, fair enough. What say we choose some other forum where I don't have a fan base. How about Newsfilter? Oh, wait. We did that. You said you'd dress me like sailor moon, by which you apparently meant not showing up for days on end, offering to let me pick a topic and then not responding, changing the topic without mentioning your failure on the previous one, complaining like a hypoglycemic girlscout that I wouldn't adress your new point , and then when I did failing uterrly to counter my rebuttal. Other Newsfilterites were forced to literally BEG to take your place and other people apologized for your terrible showing. Most people were bored and embarassed.

You begged and whined and pleaded like an affection starved mongrel for months for me to debate you, and then you pussed out. Don't remeber it that way? Hardly surprising. That's called denial and it happens after traumatic experiences.

Now you make a joke about traumatic experiences jews have had and how it's made me forget that I'm fat or ugly or don't get the kind of quality sex you do. Or, hey, surprise us all and say something about incest. I'm sure we'll all laugh.

Oh, and glasses say more than one thing. In this case they say grown ups sometimes get astigmatism. It's funny, most things can say more than one thing. The only thing I know of that can say only one thing is you, Subby. "Duuuhhhhh".
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 10:55 AM       
Vince! Show us your above average stomach!

Also, I've changed my mind. Please answer my questions. You can PM me if you don't want to disrupt the jizzing you are giving to Max.

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Deciding who should have what is what leads to... communists.
What do yo mean by this? How does it lead to communism?

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That is capitalism. It has been shown from time and memorial to be the way human beings are wired to run their economic societies.
If Man is 'wired' to run society with capitalsm, how do you explain the existence of other socio-economic systems? Primitive communism, slavery, feudalism... Where did they come from if Man is naturaly drawn to capitalism?

If your original 'answer' is your final one, then:
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People are wired naturally to believe in a higher power, but some are atheists.
By 'wired naturaly', you mean it is in our blood, genes, 'soul' whatever, to beleive in a higher power, correct? I this is the case, how is it that "some are atheists"? Ae they not natural? Have they got their wires crossed?


I expect you not to dodge my points.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 03:02 PM       
Capitalism is relatively new in the grand scheme of things, actually. Of course, Vinth probably believes the world is only 6000 years old...
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 03:03 PM       
That has been the gold standard from Time and Memorial.


Time and mmorial, ladies and gentleman. Time and memorial.

What an ultramaroon. What a ta-ra-ra goon-de-ay.

Seriously. Time and memorial.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 10:50 PM       
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That has been the gold standard from Time and Memorial.


Time and mmorial, ladies and gentleman. Time and memorial.

What an ultramaroon. What a ta-ra-ra goon-de-ay.

Seriously. Time and memorial.
Time and memoriam is the correct phrase. I apologize for tying fast and putting in the wrong word. Would you like to insult me about my misuse of words some more? Like you did in another thread when your dumbfuck artfag ass was proven wrong by a simple trip to dictionary.com land?
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 10:55 PM       
Actually, it's "time in memoriam."

But, of course, I'm sure you already knew that. That's why you took the time to correct Max.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 10:59 PM       
Dumbass.

"Time immemorial." <-- Type that in at google, and see what you get. Then type in "Time and memorial," or better yet, "Time and memoriam" (I still can't decide which one is funnier), and see what comes up. It's bound to be illuminating, even for a 10-watt bulb such as yourself.

And, as I stated in the other thread, you still used the wrong word. Only you, our dear Vince, could go to goddamn dictionary.com, and post the definitions of that wrong word, which only show everyone why it was the wrong word.

I'm not even gonna tell you what the right one is. I'm want to see if your dyslexic ass ever figures it out.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 11:06 PM       
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I'd pray to God every day that your above-average chest doesn't sag south; it would force people to look at your below-avereage face.
I feel sorry for the people who have to look at your (likely) below average body.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 11:10 PM       
Vince, Don't dodge the points you fat arse! Address them! Fatty!
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 02:39 AM       
Chimp, "time in memoriam" is just a more popular butchering of the phrase. "In memoriam" means "in memory [of something]" and is frequently used incorrectly in place of "immemorial." Only it sounds smart, so even some educated people use it blithely. Sort of like all those dipshits who say "irregardless" and "I could care less."

"And memoriam" and "and memorial" are just fucking dumb, though.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 08:50 AM       
You got me. I've heard and seen a phrase used throughout my life that I liked. It turned out this phrase was wrong. Since I used it without doing a 3-page essay on it, I will suddenly suffer devo and my knuckles will be chaffed from all the dragging they will do.

MM, I wouldn't worry too much about the people that have to look at me every day. Compared to the douche crew of males that populates this message board, I'm fucking Brad Pitt.

But come on max. You were so quick to insult me for my use of perscribed. Turns out, as usual, I was correct and you were a dumbfuck art fag.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 09:39 AM       
You've heard that, have you? See, I thought you over reached and tried to sound all smart when in fact you'd appear a lot less stupid if you just used language you are familliar with or heaven for fend learned something. Oh, I'm sorry, I typed too fast. That sentence is all wrong. It's supposed to say you are pretentious windbag.

I hope you use protction when you're fucking Brad Pitt. He's been around.

"You were so quick to insult me for my use of perscribed. Turns out, as usual, I was correct and you were a dumbfuck art fag."

Sweet Jesus. First of all, 'as usual' is a pretty stupid thing to say becuase as far as language goes you are almost always wrong. After fucking up "Time in Memorial" TWICE without bothering to even look and blaming it on your TYPING without even bothering to look, you think you'd havelearned something. Go and look it up. People DO NOT perscribe to an idea. A doctor perscribes medication.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 09:43 AM       
Max, Max, Max. Did you not see the definition from dictionary.com for the word I used. One of the meanings of this certain word validates my usage.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 09:44 AM       
Pern:

Max: Stole the joke I was going to make about Brad Pitt.

Vinth: Still wrong.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 09:45 AM       
One entry found for prescribe.
Main Entry: pre·scribe
Pronunciation: pri-'skrIb
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): pre·scribed; pre·scrib·ing
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin praescribere to write at the beginning, dictate, order, from prae- + scribere to write -- more at SCRIBE
intransitive senses
1 : to lay down a rule : DICTATE
2 [Middle English, from Medieval Latin praescribere, from Latin, to write at the beginning] : to claim a title to something by right of prescription
3 : to write or give medical prescriptions
4 : to become by prescription invalid or unenforceable
transitive senses
1 a : to lay down as a guide, direction, or rule of action : ORDAIN b : to specify with authority
2 : to designate or order the use of as a remedy
- pre·scrib·er noun


I assume you re using the first deffinition. Substitute the word Dictate in the sentence and see if it works. You'll think it does, but that's becuase you can barely speak ENGLISH. As the sentence "One of the meanings of this certain word validates my usage." has shown since 'time and memoriam'
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