A Transformers crossover taht I would love to see but will never happen

[90's Child]

Yeah, I know it's the games forum, but the description says that toy-based threads can go here too.

Anyway, ya know that "Transformers Crossovers" line, the one with the crossovers between Transformers and Star Wars or Transformers and Marvel? Well, I came up with an idea for a franchise crossover for Transformers that would be awesome, but would never ever happen in a million years: Transformers and He-Man

It probably would be totally imposssible due to the fact that Mattel and Hasbo are rivals and He-Man has practically no prescence in mainstream toystores (Mattycollector.com doesn't count), but it would be cool to see anyway. It would be more like the GI Joe/Transformers crossover in that the vehicles would transform into the beloved transformers characters from the classic line, not into familiar He-Man characters like the Star Wars and Marvel transformers do for their properties. Here's some character ideas:

Battle-Ram- Optimus Prime
Bashasaurus- Bulkhead
Attak-Trak- Ultra Magnus
Blaster Hawk-Sky Lynx
Zoar- BlasterWind Raider- Jetfire
Tyrantisaurus Rex- Grimlock
Battle Cat- Hot Rod
Castle Greyskull- Fortress Maximus
Eternia- Omega Supreme

Casettes- Meterorbs

Screech-Soundwave
Trypticon-Snake Mountain (with Snake form)
Battle Bones- Bludgeon
Monstroid, Maintisaur, Spydor- Insecticons
Land Shark- Megatron
Fright Fighter- Starscream
Fright Zone- Scorpionok

Ya know, just like that Madballs contest, I would love to see people do some drawings of these concepts, just because I'd love to see them visually renderd. I'd contribute, but I can't draw for beans. At lest I contributed some ideas.

[Misdemonar]

WE GOT A LIVE ONE

[Babs]

transsexuals, homo's in disguise

[90's Child]

Originally Posted by BABALITY PANCAKES

transsexuals, homo's in disguise

Oooookay...

That was non-sequitur. And not in a good way. It's non-sequitur in a "How much lead paint did you eat as a child?" way.

[Durrsomething]

I want King of The Hill Transformers with Hank becoming a giant bottle of propane...................

[Babs]

for the record, the 90's sucked ass

Take your pearl jam lovin ass and fall on a knife.

[Durrsomething]

for the record, the 90's sucked ass

[Babs]

Nice iStock photo you reject. Would it hurt to google image search middle finger for 15 more seconds?

[Babs]

[DevilWearsPrada]

This thread, this is the lamest thread.

[Durrsomething]

[90's Child]

Originally Posted by Durrsomething

Thank you for defending my era. And I do think that the Hank-to-Propane-Tank Transformer would be a fun novelty item.

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada

This thread, this is the lamest thread.

Not my fault. Blame BabalityPancakes, whom I wish I could punch in the face through the internet tubes. Is there any way we might kick this jerkhole out and get on with this thread's original purpose of thinking about what the hell a He-man Transformers crossover might be like.

And for the record, I call myself 90's child because I was born in the 90's (1992 to be precise) and, while I love the cartoons of the 90s (Animaniacs and Cartoon Cartoons for the win!), I actually do identify more with the 80s.

[Babs]

stop explaining why you're such a lame ass

[Tadao]

Tell you what, you can create this thread in a forum that gives a shit about your little gay project.

[Misdemonar]

Originally Posted by 90's Child

what the hell a He-man Transformers crossover might be like.

IT WOULD SUCK

[pac-man]

I can say, without a doubt and without exaggeration, that this is the shittiest fucking thread I've seen since I've been coming here.

That includes spam.

[DevilWearsPrada]

At least spam can be made funny through effort, this is an unsalvagable pile of 4chan

[Misdemonar]

THE GREATEST PART OF THIS THREAD IS ME, ALL ME. MEEEE.