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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 08:37 PM        Fatty fatty fat cat!
Introducing the fattest cat i've ever seen, Kailee(strangely the cat is a male, it's previous owners named the poor thing that). This beauty weighs in at a plump 42lb. and can't walk more than a few feet without falling over on his side to recover what little strength he can muster.

The cat resides at my sister's veterinary clinic and is on a strict diet. The previous owner's thought that stuffing their cat with people food was funny and that having the fat cat on the news was great...that is until the cat was too fat to climb into his own litter box, causing him to piss and shit everywhere. The owners took him to my sister's vet to be put down, but the clinic convinced the owners to give them the cat instead to try to get it down to a manageable weight.

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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 08:42 PM       
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 08:54 PM       
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 10:15 PM       
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 10:19 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 12:11 AM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 01:32 AM       
Look how much pain he's in when you lift him by the shoulders! Ughh poor fatty!
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:11 AM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:35 AM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:49 AM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 07:01 AM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 07:58 AM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 09:30 AM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 10:03 AM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 10:05 AM       
We were going to let you have a crack at those since it's your birthday and all.

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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 10:10 AM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 11:39 AM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 01:51 PM       
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I'd say this description is most accurate.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 03:30 PM       
I would make jokes, but cats seriously arent supposed to get that fat it leads to medical problems, so I wont.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 03:45 PM       
The cat's face in the last picture is hilarious.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 03:53 PM       
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I was just about to say the same thing.
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