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Originally Posted by kahljorn
Here you go, little slugger.
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Thank you mister wanna play with us
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I'm not the one who started talking about the demiurge.
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I know but it's just softball
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I'm more hilarious than you will ever be.
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but can you hit a homerun?
mister you're creepy
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What a strategy, "haha, you're not smart because I say you're angry, and if you say you're not angry I'll just say you're trying to back out of being angry when you so obviously are angry because you made fun of me and it hurt my ego".
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Jesus get over that! I KNOW you're smart! I'm not being sarcastic. You're smart! Intelligent-o! Lightbulb city! Get over it! Smart! Smarter! Smartest! I don't WANT to be smarter than you if it means I'll have to wear those horrible clothes PLEASE NO NO NOOO Don't show me your peepee I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR PEEPEE WHAT'S HAPPENING PEE PEEE
Seriously. You're smart. No joke. Pat yourself on the back, you're smart. Level up. Manage those skill points now. Good idea to invest in Speaking In Tongues for 3 points, Demiurge Summoning for 2 points and Penis Party Trick for 10 points. Slay some orcs for me.
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POINTLESS BULL-SHIT, THAT NOBODY cares about.
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WHOA WHOA there mister buddy I'm afraid I'm going to have to back down when I took you on I knew I'd have to expect some grade-a edginess you being the lord of darkness and all but that's just too much for me I've feen successfully intimidated.
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You can't gauge if a person is angry or not online
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You can't measure your penis online (que Achimp penis chart jpg) but that didn't stop you! And I never said you were angreeee I said you were upset! Sad! Crying orc! I bet you're chanting a hex curse spell on me or a summon monster IV or something whoa I've got rats in my house dude THE POWER OF THE DARK TALON
besides, are you angry? Are you shaking your little skinny fist on the computer screen SOMEDAY I'LL SHOW YOU GREEK PERSON ONLINE WHO DOESN'T BUY INTO MY BULLSHIT S-- SOMEDAY! I don't think so. You're too calm and collected to do any of that. You're... sitting there, contemplating, eating a burrito, maybe scratching your butt for buttlint which is an important spell component btw good thinking, and you're thinking thinking thinking and saying to yourself "-- I'm smart." I know it. You know it. Dead awesome smart. Smartasfuck. Congratulations.
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, unless they say something like, "I'm literally fuming with anger! LITERALLY THERE IS SMOKE COMING OUT OF MY EARS" .
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Please don't be so literal I'm expecting a high level of mysticality from an awesome smart occult transexual person like you. I've never met anyone like you and i'm honestly intrigued by you. Please love me with your awesome satan stick
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So unless you are one of those retarded empathic psychic's like willow from buffy or some shit I would suggest getting off that train before people start asking you for reiki massages.
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Dude I don't watch that Lord of the Rings faggot crap
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Also, I'm instigating an argument with you because if I can somehow win in a war of words obviously I've proven how much smarter I am to you, the message board and more importantly myself.
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Haha it's funny 'cause it's true! You're hilarious! I love this guy!
seriously, if somebody threw a rock and hit you right smack on the face, would you, bleeding mystical nose of power and all, pick up the rock, take it back to the guy and say " I KNOW you threw that rock at my face. You threw it because you thought it would HURT me and it DID. Now I'm going to TELL on you right on RIGHT ON TO YOUR MOM because what you did was BAD but YOU KNOW THIS ALREADY" I mean I've seen some reversed reverse reverse psychology in my time but come on
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God this will sure help my confidence problems,
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You don't have confidence problems. You're extremely well adjusted and this is just fun on the internet. People are reading this and are having a good time. We coordinate those posts over AIM before we post them, and laugh between the two of us also. We're in reality best buddies. You introduced me to trantric sex I introduced you to buttholing goats. We're a perfect match. The world is a wonderful place where DEMIURGE DEMIURGE DEMIURGE PSYCHE OUT
got you right come on, just a little?
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and next time I'm at a party I'll be like, "Yea, I totally outsmarted this guy online"
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haha yeah ok but you know I'm teaching you valuable lessons here, right? I mean -- ok you're teaching me, I'm teaching you it's a learning process that's what it is, I'm telling you you're gonna walk away from this a better man. The ways you'll be able to trivialize any important stuff other people might say and to turn insults into PURE GOLD OF FUNNYNESS we make a great team. I really like you. I think we look good together too we should take a picture.
Listen, I've been sidetracking every second thing I say to you into us being intimate and all that, will you get a fucking clue here I'm coming on to you. I mean I know you're the submissive type and all but COME ON how much do I have to work this? Don't just disregard anything that doesn't have to do with the demiurge here. You know besides the demiurge, there's other urges to keep in mind. Like my burning urge to be one with you. Plz baby don't turn me down I'll be good for you.
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One of the first things I said, to Emu, before our little "match" even begun is that I like acting like a jerk. Go read that, use it for reference that I don't really give a damn about your attacks.
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Ok so far we're doing good I think what do you guys think? I was kinda afraid you'd flake out on me by the second post but you seem to be doing fine I mean that willow thing was intentionally hilarious but baby steps baby steps I know I know what's coming next you're going to stake it out. You won't reply for a day or two, to make me desperate. But I'll be thinking about you, baby. All day, all night. Just me, Perndog and the demiurge. Kisses.