How Do You Explain Yourself?

[Black Flag]

the INTERNET!

[Dr. V]

Because I need to get laied.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Chemical imbalance and possitivly no father figure growing up.

[Evil Robot]

I'm fucked up because I had to shoot a bus load of children in Iraq. They all had rocket launchers which I found out later was actually medical equipment. They were all orphaned cancer patients and were on there way to the make a wish foundation.

[Big McLargehuge]

My dad kicked my mom in the stomach when she was pregnant with me. But he is gone now and i have a better dad.

Oh yeah and the sperm donor was one of the people which "Fire in the Sky" was based on.

[Supafly345]

I never show any emotion other than laughter, for fear that they might control my actons.

[Geggy]

hmm...where should i begin?

[HickMan]

Where the pain starts

[nothing4buddha]

Originally Posted by McClain

No need to fish dear. We all know why you are the way you are.

(Pssst. Hey, everone else! It's because of the "touching".)

hey that's original and quite witty!

[Guitar Woman]

Probably because of YOU GUYS!

[McClain]

Originally Posted by drumming4buddha

hey that's original and quite witty!

Something sarcastic. Question your intellect. Cheap shot about hair. Use big word. Summarize with emphasized sarcasm and expletive.

[Seven Force]

No explanation really. I'm just an ugly and hate-filled.

That, and i'm fat.

[MetalMilitia]

oh well, i guess i should post mine.

Bitter, hateful, low self cofidence, low self esteem, still recovering from a bad situation with a girl about 5 months ago, lacking direction in life.

That just about sums me up. but on the bright side...

Witty, vast metal library of useless computer information, ability of play stuff on a guitar with a good degree of mastery, more direction than most of my friends, generally well liked by people i know, optimistic. :/

[Spectre X]

A conscious decision to be as antagonistic as I can be when I feel like it.

Yes.

I'm lame.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

oh well, i guess i should post mine.

Bitter, hateful, low self cofidence, low self esteem, still recovering from a bad situation with a girl about 5 months ago, lacking direction in life.

That just about sums me up. but on the bright side...

Witty, vast metal library of useless computer information, ability of play stuff on a guitar with a good degree of mastery, more direction than most of my friends, generally well liked by people i know, optimistic. :/

You'll be okay, man....no doubt