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Old Sep 24th, 2004, 05:23 PM        Mr. Skeleton Head might increased his volume up to 600%
Hi there,

On the topic about Mr. Head not increasing by 600%, that may be a mistake. The problem is that the meassurement was done incorrectly, because Mr. Head also increased his thickness and width, not only his height (increasing, then, his overall volume)

An accurate way to measure Mr. Head's volume would be the "volume displacement" method, which I describe breifly here:

1) Pour enough water in a cylindrical container (i.e a glass) and mark the water level; also measure its diameter (D). Then introduce dry Mr. Skeleton and mark the new water level. Measure the distance (h) between marks and the intial volume is: V1= 2*Pi*((D/2)^2)*h

2) Lay Mr. Skeleton in another jar (perhaps the original one) and wait the time.

3) Do the same you did on step 1 on another jar; note that you might need a larger one than in step 1 (and, therefore, you will use a different D). You get then V2

4) Divide V2/V1 and multiply by 100. Then you will get the actual volume increase percent.

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Don't judge Mr. Head without proof!!!



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Old Sep 24th, 2004, 08:17 PM       
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Old Sep 25th, 2004, 03:19 AM       
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They think they know everything.

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You're probably not even a real doctor, you jerk.
Whoa, you sound pretty bitter.
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Old Sep 25th, 2004, 12:50 PM       
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Old Sep 25th, 2004, 12:52 PM       
LoL,

What is here actually a disgrace is that I mistyped the formula to obtain the volume.

It isn't "V=2*Pi*((D/2)^2)*h" but V=Pi*((D/2)^2)*h. (Remove the 2 at the beggining)



About the other statements:

1) I don't know everything. For example, I don't know if my ex-girlfriend faked her orgasms.

2) About my studies' degree... Well, you can jump straight to the conclussion when noticing that "Hell" isn't probably my real last name.

The nearest name to such as "Dr. Hell" I ever found was from a guy named "Prof. Thomas Teufel"

3) Hey, we are tagging here an innocent child in Taiwan as a fraud! Think about him a second! He did his best to create a 600% increasing skeleton...
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Old Sep 25th, 2004, 02:17 PM       
He he he

Perhaps my intentions were good, but my writing skills not.

You don't need to be very smart to get the point from my first post. The thing is that the doll might increased more than stated and, as not to post "just bitching but no solutions", I wrote down the method depicted there.

That's it.

And about all the crap of who's trying to show who's smarter (which is not the overall intention), I have a comment:

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So, am I getting my psychological profile here, Freud?
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