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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 07:54 PM        Freakiest damn commercial ever.
Have you guys seen that Jack in the Box commercial, where him and I'm assuming his wife and some other couple are in the hot tub, and they're making implications of a foursome? What the hell is up with that?!?! It forced me into the experience of inhaling a gulpful of cherry limeade, choking, and now I have to clean the keyboard, all because Jack decided to give me mind taint. What is up with commercials becoming increasingly disturbing?!?!
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 07:55 PM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:05 PM       
so is some variation on the theme of having to clean your drink off your computer screen/keyboard just the pseudo-highbrow longhand for 'LOL' or 'WTF' now?
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:07 PM       
I would SSSSOOOOOO involve myself into a foursome if Jack was in it just for the damn story.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:09 PM       
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so is some variation on the theme of having to clean your drink off your computer screen/keyboard just the pseudo-highbrow longhand for 'LOL' or 'WTF' now?
It was a sort of WTF, but in a different variation, like WTF I NEED BLEACH.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:12 PM       
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so is some variation on the theme of having to clean your drink off your computer screen/keyboard just the pseudo-highbrow longhand for 'LOL' or 'WTF' now?
Either that or it's going to be a theme for future commercials.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:27 PM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:30 PM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:33 PM       
Is the pickle super-sized?
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:34 PM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:37 PM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:48 PM       
Makes you wonder what Mcdonald's or Burguer king ummm maybe wendys r gonna do about it

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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:49 PM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 08:59 PM       
I'm afraid to think about what would happen when Jared from Subway showed up....
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 09:07 PM       
Hey i got one

What about the morning after,

Jack's neighbor:Hey jack how about a breakfest burrito
Jack: Nah had PLENTY of that yesterday
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 09:09 PM       
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Hey i got one

What about the morning after,

Jack's neighbor:Hey jack how about a breakfest burrito
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Please explain how this is funny or even sexual?
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 09:19 PM       
well it implies gay sex
burrito = penis
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 09:23 PM       
Damn, Tadao, even <I>I</I> understood that one.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 09:27 PM       
If your penis looks like a burrito, you should see a Dr. about that. Do you keep if strapped between 2 boards for that flat look that's all the rage nowadays?

Gay sex and penises! Yeah, that's funny.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 09:29 PM       
more fun than fucking a hamburguer
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 09:37 PM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 10:18 PM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 10:32 PM       
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