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Old Apr 26th, 2011, 02:42 AM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2011, 06:35 AM       
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Dear Penthouse,

I am now more of an asshole than I have everbeen, I made out with her infront of le asian while we were all hanging out. Even though they're now officially 'going out'. He didn't do anything about it since he's really submissive and doesn't really stand up for himself.

Then we all played Sexual William Tell and I shot them with my pants arrow.

I feel less like an asshole though since I think I taught him how to craft own sex arrows though.

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Old Apr 26th, 2011, 02:32 PM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2011, 09:07 PM       
This thread has become all kinds of awesome.
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Old Apr 26th, 2011, 09:20 PM       
Remember I said I thought Hangie shouldn't post here again until he got some? And then Tad said the thread should be locked?

I take it back. I take it ALL back.
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Old Apr 26th, 2011, 09:27 PM       
And I was totally thinking "felched" until y'all beat me to the punch.
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Old May 2nd, 2011, 06:06 PM       
Incase anyone is still interested, just last week I brought THE GAL back to my house after school with the intention of following your instructions. I got her to the point where she was naked and I was fingering her while nervously and awkwardly trying to get my jeans off. When I had them around my ankles I heard my downstairs door opening. It was my mom getting home. I freaked the fuck out and managed to get my pants on and told THE GAL to get her clothes on and ran downstairs to intercept my mom from seeing anything I would not want her to see. I informed her THE GAL was over and mi madre flipped out a tiny bit and asked why we were upstairs. The best reason I could come up with (god help me) was I claimed I was showing her my WoW action figures. I got a huge lecture later when my dad got home about how I can't bring girls upstairs and to tell them before I bring someone over when they aren't there.

I have a halfday this wednesday, would it be a fruitful time to try to get laid?
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Old May 2nd, 2011, 06:08 PM       
You should try getting some balls before you try getting laid.
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Old May 2nd, 2011, 06:29 PM       
That'd be cool but then I'd actually be something resembling a man
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Old May 2nd, 2011, 07:22 PM       
Half-day? How fucking old are you, fifteen?
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Old May 2nd, 2011, 09:49 PM       
Show of hands -- who here thinks Hangie will get laid on his half-day?

I thought so.
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Old May 2nd, 2011, 10:09 PM       
Decent attempt brah, next time have a less forever-a-virgin sounding excuse
e: but seriously! You kind of almost had it!
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Old May 2nd, 2011, 10:40 PM       
Go for it on wednesday. The worst thing that could happen is if your parents come home for a nooner too.
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Old May 2nd, 2011, 11:20 PM       
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Show of hands -- who here thinks Hangie will get laid on his half-day?

I thought so.
Maybe he will have his own 'show of hands' and get self laid that way
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Go for it on wednesday. The worst thing that could happen is if your parents come home for a nooner too.
If he is an opportunist, he'd bust out the camcorder and make the weirdest goddamned porno ever

OK not the weirdest, but maybe the most uncomfortable one
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Old May 3rd, 2011, 08:25 AM       
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OK not the weirdest, but maybe the most uncomfortable one
Not if he makes his WoW figures face the other way.
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Old May 3rd, 2011, 10:07 AM       
TAKE HER TO THE WOODS THATS THE HAPPENIN PLACE TO GIVE PEOPLE WOOD
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Old May 3rd, 2011, 12:08 PM       
I thought you said your dad listens to old school underground punk. Your dad probably listens to Green Day now. What a poser. If your dad was punk he'd hit you with a vodka bottle for being such a pussy.
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Old May 3rd, 2011, 04:19 PM       
tadao stop being fifteen years old and go suck a pussy
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Old May 3rd, 2011, 07:10 PM       
Whoops, tactical error. Everyone knows the joke is that he's 45 years old and needs to suck a new pussy.



Because his girlfriend's a codependent enabler. Whatever. Long story short, Spags was sad on that one
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Old May 3rd, 2011, 10:20 PM       
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