THE TOTAL DECIMATION OF FUCKTARDS THREAD :D

[Imadjinn]

I'll have a go Mad Max.

Er, what am I meant to be doing? Do I just say something and you say how what I just said makes me a fucktard? If so then you are obviously the biggest fucktard, the same way that a homophobic person is most likely gay.

You hate and point out fucktards because you are one.

Just admit that you are a fucktard and everything will be alright.

Don't worry, about being a fucktard, cause every little fucktard, is gonna be alright!

Okay I'm done, decimate away fellow fucktard!

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Imadjinn

I'll have a go at racialslur's ass!

Er, what am I meant to be doing? Do I just say something and make him feel like he's a beautiful person when in fact all I wanna do is tap that fucking fat ass? If so then I dunno if I can do it, I was considering on fucking him with a paper bag on his head anyway.

I hate to sound insensitive, but that's the way I feel.

I admit that I'm a fucking ass clown and jizz guzzler, but at least I'm honest!

Don't worry, racialslur even though I'm gonna wreck your fucking asshole 8 ways from sunday, I WILL buy you dinner first!

Ahhhhh... Okay I'm done! Wow, I sure decimated racialslur's asshole! I didn't realize a lot of damage can be done in 1 minute! God I'm such a fucktard for not realizing that!

[racialslur]

Originally Posted by Mad Max

Actually, I'm getting bored abusing racialslur, especially since I'm pretty convinced he's jerking off to it, any other fucktards wanna relieve him?

Yeah. I say you start fucking with Terra and Lotida, since its funny cuz theyre women...

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by racialslur

Yeah. I say you start fucking with Terra and Lotida, since its funny cuz theyre women...

Get the fuck outta here you fucking misogynistic fucktard faggot!

Some fucking bull dyke should fuck you in the goddamn ass with a spiked strap on and then pry those fucking little raisin nuts off with some fucking plyers! DIE.

[racialslur]

They should, but havent.

[Anonymous]

racialslur: That's because you're a fucking repulsive piece of shit to not only the opposite sex, but all of humanity, fucktard. Your stench could kill fucking flies eating shit off your diaper wearing ass, fucktard.

[Anonymous]

AND SO METALMILITA MADE HOT PASSIONATE MOUTH LOVE TO WTF'S ORGAN AS METALICA'S GREATEST HITS CD PLAYED IN THE BACKGROUND. TO WTF IT WAS JUST ANOTHER FAG SUCKING HIS DICK, BUT TO METALMILITIA IT BROUGHT SOMETHING GREATER, AND A DEEPER UNDERSTANDING OF "ROCKING TO NEVER NEVER LAND" AND WHEN THE JIZZ HIT HIS FACE, HE FELT COMPLETE.

ENTER SANDMAN FUCKTARDS.

[MetalMilitia]

Twas the eve of september the 6th. All was silent around the max family trailerpark save the soft hum of the powergenerator. The cool night air flowed through the improvised air conditioning system like a forest stream slowly approaching its destination.
All of a sudden the calm was shattered by a blood curdeling scream eminateing from max's trailer. Almost immediatly the trailerpark was ripe with activity, people began to gather around max's trailer fearing for the worst.
Max's neigbour jeb was the first to peer through the mud smeared window, And what met his eyes would haunt him for years to come, it was a sight so terrible the most hardened, roadkill eating, wife beating rednecks would avert their eyes for fear the image would perminently be burned into their memory. As the makeshift string doorlock was released and the door swung open the full horror of scene was apparent.. what greeted the eyes of these well meaning hicks was non other than...... You are gay. the end.

[Anonymous]

And MetalMilitia was in the club dressed in his leather mini-skirt and dancing to Quiet Riot's "Cum on Feel the Noise" when suddenly WTF surprised him with a hand reaching from behind and inserting his index finger deftly between the ass cheeks. Metal wanted to slap his face, expecially after how WTF had treated him like a total anal whore earlier. But that special touch prevented Metal from doing so, he was under the spell once again and hated it, but enjoyed it at the same time.

He knew how this would end, they would go into bathroom of the club and WTF would slam Metal against the stall and do irreversalable damage to his asshole by sticking his dick in it repeatedly and treat him like the bitch boy he secretly liked to be in their abusive relationship.

And that's exactly what happened, and when Metal was left feeling sore and cheap, with his soiled leather skirt in hand, he could only think one thing...

"This is true love."

Decimated Fucktard!

[MetalMilitia]

The vision dims and all that remains are mememories. They take me back, back to the place where the black posts corrupted the very soul of the forum...

And I remember the terrible battles we fought and the day OAO left that place forever...

But, most of all, I remember the courage of a stranger, a forum warrior called Max. To understand who he was you must go back to the last days of the old forum...

...when, for reasons long forgotten, two mighty warrior posters went to war...

...and touched off a blaze which engulfed them all.

...For without metalmilitia's frightfully witty posts they were nothing. They had built a house of straw...

People stopped in mockwars and listened: for the first time they heard the sound of silence.

Their world crumbled...

And only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive.

At last, the fucktards had inherited the forum.

And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary men were battered and crushed...

...men like the Warrior Max...

[Anonymous]

And then Metal put his legs into the stirrups.
“Will this hurt WTF?” he asked.
“Shut the fuck up bitch, and let me concentrate.” WTF replied.
Metal shut the fuck up; he didn’t want to get slapped again.

WTF knelt down and slowly inserted two fingers into Metal’s rectum, and then gradually going deeper until his entire fist was inside.
“Ah…”
“Don’t fucking scream bitch! Or I’ll fucking rip your goddamn asshole open, and pull your fucking intestines out! Now we’re going to try the OTHER hand today.”
Metal’s eyes widen in fear, but also in delicious excitement. He’d never been taken to this level before. WTF was so dominant! Metal’s little faggot ass loved every painful minute of it.

WTF began to insert his other hand inside Metal, stretching his sphincter to a painful limit. Metal would’ve screamed right then and there, but WTF’s other hand was massaging his prostate so good, that the pleasure overrode the pain.

Finally both hands were inside, massaging grapefruit sized prostate. It was heaven! Metal felt like he was back in the womb! He jizzed all over WTF’s face and passed out, from the exhilaration of sensory overload.

When Metal woke up, he found himself in the hospital, with a brand new colostomy bag. WTF was there and shrugged.

“Well what the fuck did you expect after I stretched your asshole wide enough to shove a toaster in there and still have room for the waffle iron?”

It didn’t matter though. Metal fell back to sleep with a smile. Metal KNEW WTF loved him.

THE END

Decimated Fucktard!

[MetalMilitia]

THIS ONE TIME MADMAX WAS POSTING ON AN INTERNET FORUM AND HE WAS TOTALLY GAY.

The end.

[Anonymous]

That was pathetic, fucktard.

Okay I can see I've abused your fucktard ass long enough. I'll await someone else more challenging.

[MetalMilitia]

THIS ONE TIME MADMAX WAS [INSERT HILARIOUS SITUATION] AND HE WAS TOTALLY GAY.

[Anonymous]

Wow Metal with retorts like that, you've show everyone what a rough and tough metal head you are, and you aren't anyone to be fucked with.

Why I bet you cut yourself in front of school kids and then smash your raisin sack with a hammer just to scare them! Boy you sure are hard core.

Fucktard

[kellychaos]

Nad Max is a pickle-puffer ... tee-hee.

[Anonymous]

SO THEN KELLYCHAOS WAS SHOVING A PICKLE INTO HIS ASS LIKE HE DID EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT. HE LOVED THE WAY THE WET PICKLE BRINE FELT IN HIS ASS. WHEN SUDDELY HE WONDERED...WHAT WOULD THE PICKLE TASTE LIKE AFTER IT HAD BEEN IN HIS ASS?

HE NEVER TRIED IT BEFORE, USUALLY HE THREW IT AWAY, BUT TONIGHT HE WAS FEELING ADVENTUROUS! KELLY TOOK THE PICKLE OUT SLOWLY, AND LOOKED AT IT. IT WAS ALL GREEN AND BROWN. THE SHIT SMELL WAS UNDENIABLE, ESPECIALLY SINCE KELLY NEVER MAKES THE EFFORT TO WIPE.

HE CLOSED HIS EYES AND BIT INTO IT AND A WHOLE NEW FLAVOR WAS OPENED UP TO HIM! IT TASTED LIKE AMBROSA! HE BEGAN SUCKING ON THE SHITTY PICKLE PRETENDING IT WAS A SHITTY DICK, UNTIL IT WAS CONSUMED.

KELLY STILL HUNGRY FOR THIS TASTE QUICKLY GRABBED THE REMAINING PICKLES FROM HIS FRIDGE AND BEGAN SHOVING THEM UP HIS ASS AND EATING THEM LIKE A FUCKING ASSEMBLY LINE MACHINE.

ONE HOUR LATER KELLY REALIZED THAT NEXT TIME HE SHOULD SLOW DOWN SINCE THAT WOULD SAVE A TRIP TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM AND NOT RESULT IN HAVING TO GET A PICKLE SURGICALLY REMOVED FROM HIS SHITTY ASSHOLE.

[Anonymous]

Why do any of you post

[kellychaos]

Baby gerkin.

[Dr. Fu]

Total Decimation of fucktards?

*turns on a dime and walks out the door*

[Emu]

*action indicated by asterisks*

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

GIANT GAPING VAGINA




That is all.




Good day.

[Emu]

ZEKEYSPACELIZARD YOUR'E SO RANDOM I CAN'T BELEIVE IT

WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH IT

I DEMAND TO KNOW

[Dr. Fu]

Tis easy, just find a random word in the dictionary then add one, two, or three adjectives/adverbs to it.


Such as


HELIUM-FILLED JUMPING LLAMAS

[Emu]

GOD