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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 05:11 AM        We now have our third celebrity death.
It's not a John, though. It's Serena Williams'..... SISTER! And it's not Venus!

Err, yeah. Well, it kind of counts as a celebrity death, right?

http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/sto...67.htm&sc=3000
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 05:17 AM       
wow, never heard of both.

still, it's rather unsettling seeing as how many celebrities are dying nowadays. Maybe Sean Connery, or Roger Moore could be next
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 06:28 AM       
This really isn't the third.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 06:33 AM       
No. It is the third. No celebrities have ever died before these. Never.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 06:42 AM       
You really are retarded... Bad things are said to come in 3's. Johnny Cash, John Ritter. Still one to go..
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 06:44 AM       
that's right because nobody famous ever died before johnny cash
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 06:58 AM       
"You really are retarded... Bad things are said to come in 3's. Johnny Cash, John Ritter. Still one to go.."

Charles Bronson? Bob Hope?
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 07:09 AM       
Normally 3 really fucked up things happen fast and then there is a break. I bet another celebrity dies real soon.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 07:11 AM       
CHARLES BRONSON?
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 07:11 AM       
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 07:30 AM       
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Normally 3 really fucked up things happen fast and then there is a break. I bet another celebrity dies real soon.
Yes, because that is how God, and Allah, and Buddah decided to make the world work.
They made sure that only 3 really fucked up things happen in the world at a time. Then, after a break period of perfect peace and harmony on the planet, they make 3 more happen. This is a fact people!!! Scientists proved it.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 07:50 AM       
Charles Bronson and Bob Hope got grouped with Trevor Goddard. Or maybe Gregory Hines. Who the fuck knows? I'm saying this counts.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 11:03 AM       
It'll be Mr. Rogers. What do you think folks?
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 12:12 PM       
10 bucks says Brian Dennehy.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 12:14 PM       
I hope it's J-LO or Ben......
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 12:19 PM       
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10 bucks says Brian Dennehy.
He already died during the filming of Tommy Boy.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 12:34 PM       
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 12:55 PM       
Warren Zevon is the third....RIP.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 01:04 PM        Re: We now have our third celebrity death.
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It's not a John, though. It's Serena Williams'..... SISTER! And it's not Venus!

Err, yeah. Well, it kind of counts as a celebrity death, right?

http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/sto...67.htm&sc=3000
That's reaching a bit, isn't it? Some people people will do anything to make the "axiom of three" work. What, exactly, is supposed to be the time range for this axiom to work? Within two days? Three days? Sorry. Pet peeve of mine. :/
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 02:39 PM       
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 03:03 PM       
No one actually gives a shit about these people until they died. Seriosly, who the fuck watched Three's Company and 8 Simple Rules for Dating my Teenage Daughter?
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 09:03 PM       
I wacthed Problem Child and Stay Tuned, you heartless fuck.

He also played a televangelist in this movie, Nowhere. That was a good movie.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 09:06 PM       
Problem Child RULED. :D
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 09:06 PM       
Maybe Jared Fogle is next...
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 09:10 PM       
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