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Qwarx · #**826**

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Originally Posted by Phoenix Gamma

the first two Paper Marios were better, IMO.

Yeah, the RPG's are better. Super Paper Mario was fun, but it was too easy and I beat it in less than a week.

Once I get another Wii Points card, I'll get Super Mario RPG to see what the fuss is about (I'm 100 points short of affording it right now. I knew I shouldn't've gotten Breath of Fire II

).

timrpgland · #**827**

Hey, BOF2 is good too.

WhiteRat · #**828**

BOF2 was a good game but the translation was crap.

timrpgland · #**829**

I can agree with that....

:arguefail

Sam · #**830**

BREATH OF FIRE 3 MAKES BREATH OF FIRE 2 LOOK LIKE BREATH OF FIRE 1 LOOK LIKE BREATH OF FIRE DRAGON QUARTER

Qwarx · #**831**

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Originally Posted by WhiteRat

BOF2 was a good game but the translation was crap.

That and I wasn't really all that interested in it towards the beginning of the game. I had the port on the GBA and I loved it, but it just doesn't do it for me now.

Still, at least I didn't get any of those shitty WiiWare games (SPOG Racing, Pong Toss, etc.).

foolfighter0010 · #**832**

Any movie-to-game will suck....Except Goldeneye

FernyElbowz · #**833**

Gears of War sucks ass nuts!!! it is so repetitive and has lame weapons...... part 2 looks no different...... note that i own a 360 AND Gears of War Limited Collectors Edition and a wii, and id much rather play super mario smash bros. anyday than GOW.

Girl Drink Drunk · #**834**

Wow, you spent the extra money on a GAME ONLY TO REALIZE THAT YOU HATED IT!?!?

Emu · #**835**

I am trying desperately to love my Dreamcast but it is making it really fucking difficult

I can't understand the boner people have for this system. It's got some gems on it to be certain, but the very system itself seems hellbent on making these games as unenjoyable as possible. Shenmue, somehow, is genuinely interesting enough to keep me playing a while even if what I'm doing is just running around in a completely haphazard manner asking people about sailors in bars, but Jesus fuck my thumb feels like it's been stabbed with a thousand tiny needles after I'm finished playing. The d-pad is just abrasive for some damn reason. Same goes for Marvel vs. Capcom 1.

Of course, on the games that DO use the stick, the controller is so ridiculously large that I have to keep my thumb outstretched to move around. And I have big hands.

Sam · #**836**

Maybe you should get some kind of thumb protector.

PUSSY.

MattJack · #**837**

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Originally Posted by FernyElbowz

Gears of War sucks ass nuts!!! it is so repetitive and has lame weapons...... part 2 looks no different...... note that i own a 360 AND Gears of War Limited Collectors Edition and a wii, and id much rather play super mario smash bros. anyday than GOW.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH B4 DADDY GETS MAD

10,000 Volt Ghost · #**838**

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Originally Posted by Sam

BREATH OF FIRE 3 MAKES BREATH OF FIRE 2 LOOK LIKE BREATH OF FIRE 1 LOOK LIKE BREATH OF FIRE DRAGON QUARTER

DQ was the bomb!

Guitar Woman · #**839**

Has anyone else noticed that Zero Punctuation is funnier if you turn the sound off?

Emu · #**840**

wobzire · #**841**

Yeah, that guys hilarious.

Guitar Woman · #**842**

Mostly it's when it's one you haven't seen yet

wobzire · #**843**

I'm going to try that next time. I'll let you know.

Guitar Woman · #**844**

I also think Yahtzee's way, way funnier in his site's articles than in his video reviews.

SILENT HILL SHOWDOWN is probably my favorite :<

Guitar Woman · #**845**

Yahtzee seems to be trying harder and harder to piss off the people who watch his videos for legitimate opinions on games, now.

Mario Sunshine could be more enjoyable than 64 at a stretch, I guess, but how the hell does anyone think Twilight Princess is better than anything, Ocarina most profoundly?

That game is horrible. More than that, it's not even horrible in a ridiculous sense, it's just incredibly mediocre in everything but how pretty it looks when it isn't blinding me with criminal overuse of bloom effects.

Mabye it's just me and my firm belief that good games can't age beyond playability.

wobzire · #**846**

He doesn't rate games he just insults them. It's his thing.

Guitar Woman · #**847**

He's a little harsher than necessary, but I generally find myself agreeing with him about a lot of stuff.

Like how having enemies that explode when they die is "the most erect of dick moves."

Or how he finds fighting games frustrating because even after learning all the game's most intricate secrets, combos, and battle strategies, you can still be beaten by some retard mashing buttons on his controller.

Yahtzee has also never steered me wrong when actually reccomending good games. I'm seriously considering going out and paying for a legit copy of Condemned after pirating it. It's absolutely worth monies, which is something I don't say often about games.

Phoenix Gamma · #**848**

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Yahtzee seems to be trying harder and harder to piss off the people who watch his videos for legitimate opinions on games, now.

Mario Sunshine could be more enjoyable than 64 at a stretch, I guess, but how the hell does anyone think Twilight Princess is better than anything, Ocarina most profoundly?

That game is horrible. More than that, it's not even horrible in a ridiculous sense, it's just incredibly mediocre in everything but how pretty it looks when it isn't blinding me with criminal overuse of bloom effects.

Mabye it's just me and my firm belief that good games can't age beyond playability.

Eh. I can see how he liked Sunshine more than SM64. I know a lot of people like to bash on the ridiculous water pack thing, but I enjoyed it. I wish the town had more to explore: Peach's Castle was loaded with cool shit. The town was cool to leap around, and I totally looked for crazy parkour-esque stunts to pull off, but I wanted more from the hub. The level design was pretty fucking awesome, though. I loved the harbor and carnival stages.

Twilight Princess, in my opinion, is only "mediocre" because it doesn't do anything new. Imaginary scenario: if it came out at the same time as OoT, but TP had N64 graphics (but kept its gameplay, controls, etc.), which do you think would be more appealing? TP has more sophisticated controls all around, and since the dungeons and bosses are all copy-pasted from other Zeldas. If you play the newer game first, you'll probably enjoy the original less than if it were the other way around.

Personally, my favorite Zeldas are A Link to the Past and Majora's Mask. Link's Awakening and Winder Waker were fun too.

Oh fuck it, I love them all like the shameless fanboy I am.

TL;DR: you're allowed to like whatever you want <3

Emu · #**849**

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Or how he finds fighting games frustrating because even after learning all the game's most intricate secrets, combos, and battle strategies, you can still be beaten by some retard mashing buttons on his controller.

You ever seen Kung Fu Panda? That's how I describe that movie.