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Old May 15th, 2003, 03:49 PM       
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Old May 16th, 2003, 12:11 AM       
SODOMY MAKES YOU GO TO A BAD PLACE WHERE YOU WILL BE FURTHER SODOMIZED :O
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Old May 16th, 2003, 12:13 AM       
I WANT TO FIND A GIRL WHO WANTS ME TO STICK IT IN HER BUTT
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Old May 16th, 2003, 12:30 AM       
LOL JESUS THINKS YOU'RE A JERK CAPTAIN ROBOT

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Old May 16th, 2003, 12:32 AM       
i want a girl to wear my letterman's jacket (it's for me being a football star) because identity subversion is sexy
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Old May 16th, 2003, 12:44 AM       
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dude, I'm sure Richmond is full of girls who would love for you to fuck 'em in the ass....and, if not, you could always visit Roanoke
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Old May 16th, 2003, 12:52 AM       
Proto may be lonely, but he still has his standards. He doesn't want some ass-slut leftover from some other guy who's already worn her out and loosened her up. Right Proto?

Proto?

P... Proto?
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Old May 16th, 2003, 01:20 AM       
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what are Kegels?
Exercises to stregthen the vaginal muscles. Makes it easier to come and gives you stronger orgasms. Also good at preventing incontinence.

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Old May 16th, 2003, 01:23 AM       
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The Pelvic Flexer. FDA-approved design.

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Old May 16th, 2003, 07:48 AM       
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Old May 18th, 2003, 12:45 PM       
I'll never do it up the brown eye, I heard it makes girls poopie everwhere. And when you get it out, you got a stinky dick. What if the hole closed? What will you do? WHAT WILL YOU DO? I'll play it safe and not go for the dirty tunnel.
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Old May 22nd, 2003, 11:20 AM       
Anal Beads? Just remember to pull them out slowly!

I'd give a girl anal if she so well desired.....
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Old May 24th, 2003, 02:17 PM       
Use lubrication because love doesn't oil the wheels of your back passage.
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Old May 24th, 2003, 04:44 PM       
Still, why would you want to stick your dick in some uncharted areas. Too dangerious. TOO risky. Besides, who would wanna have a poopie penis?
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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 05:25 AM        Re: Anal Sex <insert thoughts here>
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and it was from being fucked in the ass

Are you a girl?

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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 05:31 AM       
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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 05:33 AM       
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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 05:42 AM       
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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 02:42 PM       
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Still, why would you want to stick your dick in some uncharted areas. Too dangerious. TOO risky. Besides, who would wanna have a poopie penis?
It's cleaner than you'd think.

Unless she's got one on deck when you get started

Yay for ass-dicking.
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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 04:37 PM       
It's not really clean.

While my mom was in nursing school, some guy had this tube in his rectum. The guy coughed and the tube shot out onto the yucky and dusty floor. Then the docter put it back in without cleaning it claiming "it can't get much dirtier"
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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 06:41 PM       
Is your mom over 100 years old? I mean, back in the 1800s they used to do shit like that because they didn't know better. That's probably the worst Doctor ever.
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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 06:42 PM       
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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 08:27 PM       
I still don't see the point of anal sex. You people are sick.
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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 09:32 PM       
Boy all this anal sex talk got me all hot and bothered!


Anyhoooo I was on the somethingawful forums reading about funny sex-pereinces (muhahahahah clever) and it came (hehehehe "came", so godamn clever I shoot myself!11) to this story about a guy fucking a girl in the ass. Well it seems he pumped a little to hard and the little hole on his peepee head got split on the sharp little "assbone" (fuck you I don't know anatomy)

Doesn't that make you shit yourself with laughter?


HAHAHAHA Shit comes out of the ass and the ass is used for anal sex! Good Lord I think I'm going to cry!
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