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Old Apr 14th, 2006, 04:33 PM        My Good Friday joke!
I wouldn't be surprised if someone else already thought of this one, but it popped in my head when I was driving yesterday!

"How do we know that Jesus wasn't always a virgin? --Because He got nailed three hours before He died."
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Old Apr 14th, 2006, 04:35 PM       
Seth, if you weren't my friend I would hate you for making a crappy thread like this.
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Old Apr 14th, 2006, 04:39 PM       
She clearly doesn't get the joke.

He was crucified.
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Old Apr 14th, 2006, 04:40 PM       
No, I get the joke, I just don't find it very funny.
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Old Apr 14th, 2006, 05:09 PM       
I doubt anyone here cares what you think is funny, which could be an old man getting hit in the groin by a football or a Jew burning in an oven for all we know.
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Old Apr 14th, 2006, 05:11 PM       
I'm offended by this thread.
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Old Apr 14th, 2006, 05:37 PM       
by the way, out of curiosity. Who here alligns themselves with jesus in the everlasting battle for souls?
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Old Apr 14th, 2006, 06:05 PM       
My alignment is Lawful Good with Neutral Good tendencies.
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Old Apr 14th, 2006, 06:08 PM       
I am with Xenu on this one.
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Old Apr 14th, 2006, 08:05 PM       
I bet Jesus didn't think it was so good hahaha rolfoma


(I thought it was funny, Seth )
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Old Apr 14th, 2006, 09:16 PM       
remember a kid got kicked out of RE class for saying "how could jesus walk on water if he had holes in his feet"

the teacher diddnt find that funny
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Old Apr 14th, 2006, 09:16 PM       
everyone knows God is a Buddhist
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Old Apr 14th, 2006, 10:52 PM       
i find this joke hilarious. thank you sethomas.

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(no sarcasm abotu the "(no sarcasm)" )
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Old Apr 15th, 2006, 02:12 AM       
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remember a kid got kicked out of RE class for saying "how could jesus walk on water if he had holes in his feet"

the teacher diddnt find that funny
thats a brilliant joke for a kid to make (high school, middle school, or otherwise) and he (OR SHE LETS NOT BE SEXIST) should have been rewarded.
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Old Apr 15th, 2006, 02:15 AM       
Jixby, if you weren't my friend I would hate you for making a crappy post like this.
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Old Apr 15th, 2006, 10:54 AM       
is funny i was watching the pasion of the crhist before i read this that movie was hardcore but i was lauhing all the way
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Old Apr 17th, 2006, 02:12 PM       
I got a joke. Remember that time Jesus died? Man that was a Good Friday! HARHARHAR...
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Old Apr 17th, 2006, 02:58 PM       
Haha, Guitar Woman didn't get Camacazio's joke.
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