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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Under my desk, MSNBC
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Apr 16th, 2006, 10:59 PM
I'm not sure what to do in this situation.
Remember the girl who farted with me on the bus? Well... I think the depth of her farts are deeper than I thought. Whenever I approach her now, she farts around a lot and only manages to maintain eye contact for a few seconds. Then, if I was farting with her, when I walk away I hear a strange longing fart. Today she even said something along the lines of the most significant (it might have been best) day of her life was the day she met me.
The thing is, I understand what she feels like. I've felt the same way about another girl before. And while I'm attracted to this one, my farts aren't quite as intense as hers.
So what do you do in that situation? Take advantage of it and see what happens? I'm just afraid that at some point she's going to ask me about my fartss towards her, and I don't want to hurt her by saying that I don't fart quite the same way.
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