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Old Dec 18th, 2008, 12:32 PM       
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Just you wait. Garnett will sucker punch him in practice. Just...you...wait.
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Old Dec 18th, 2008, 05:43 PM       
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At an informal workout the other day at Target Center, after Timberwolves rookie Rick Rickert made a nifty move to slip past his boyhood idol, Kevin Garnett of the Wolves, to score a basket, Garnett responded, without warning, by punching Rickert in the jaw.

A cut required seven stitches to close, and Rickert also suffered a chipped tooth. The astonished 6-10 Rickert didn't retaliate against the 7-foot NBA most valuable player, who also had unkind words for the former Gophers player. Apparently, the rookie wasn't supposed to score on the MVP. Rickert received his stitches at University of Minnesota Hospital.

Because the incident involved the Wolves' franchise player, the incident seemingly will make it even more difficult for Rickert to make the Wolves' final roster.
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Old Dec 31st, 2008, 11:25 AM       
One day after beating the Mighty Grizzlies, the god damn shit for brains Timberwolves are beating the Mavericks, in Dallas, by TWENTY-NINE god damn points.

Take a wild guess at who ended up winning this game...
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Old Dec 31st, 2008, 08:34 PM       
Damn. I thought I had it rough with the Sixers. That sucks monkey balls.
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Old Jan 11th, 2009, 09:40 PM       
The same team that gave up a 29 point lead to the Mavericks has now won 5 games in a row!



Al Jefferson with his 22.5ppg 10.4rpg and 1.7apg needs more credit. The guy is an absolute beast and if he played on a better team people would actually be talking about him.

Nice to see the Celtics grounded back to reality, even if for only a few games or so.
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Old Jan 11th, 2009, 09:47 PM       
And the Sixers have won 4 in a row.

They still suck, though.
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 12:55 PM       
how about 19-0 at home?
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 09:50 PM       
I can't top the Cavs home record, but the 76ers just won their 6th in a row, to climb back to within a game of .500 - this is a big deal to Philly fans, I assure you. When Elton Brand comes back later next week, they might actually be decent. Woo.
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 10:17 PM       
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how about 19-0 at home?
The Colonel and I are celebrating our inept teams' success and you have to come in and one up us?

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Old Jan 17th, 2009, 08:25 AM       
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I can't top the Cavs home record, but the 76ers just won their 6th in a row, to climb back to within a game of .500 - this is a big deal to Philly fans, I assure you. When Elton Brand comes back later next week, they might actually be decent. Woo.
Well, the way Philadelphia sports have been going for the last year, this may be to The City of Brotherly Love what sports was to Boston recently, maybe the 76ers will be a team of destiny out of nowhere. I would find that amusing, since I don't really have a favorite NBA team.
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Old Jan 18th, 2009, 03:27 PM       
hey, i live in CLEVELAND. i have the right to brag about any single type of success that any pro sports team has in my city. i mean, seriously. give me a break.

oh and btw: 20-0 at home.

also, philly is my second favorite sports place so i'll be rooting for the eagles today. yes, i know this is the basketball thread, but I'M JUST SAYIN.
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Old Jan 18th, 2009, 06:25 PM       
But you have the Browns! They're just as good as...uh...nevermind.
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Old Jan 18th, 2009, 11:35 PM       
And the Sixers have now won 7 games in a row, just to get back to mediocrity.

Too early for a parade?
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Old Jan 26th, 2009, 11:26 PM       
The Timberwolves beat the Bucks tonight, bringing their January record to 10-2, which happens to be the BEST record for the month in the NBA.

My world, it has been turned upside down!

Oh, and Al Jefferson has scored 62 points and pulled down 19 rebounds in the past two games alone, and he might not even make the All-Star Game!
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 10:33 PM       
Jefferson is indeed a monster. 34/11 against the Celts in a losing cause.

No shame, not many teams can beat Boston at home, or at all, even.
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 10:38 PM       
Naturally, a player of his caliber gets left off the All-Star team.
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Old Mar 4th, 2009, 03:13 AM       
Detroit pistons have won 3 straight without allen iverson in the line up due to back injury. They had lost 7 straight previous games. Looking forward to seeing him bitch and moan about playing less minutes as soon as he returns.

I just hope the celtics won't get the same result with marbury
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Old Mar 15th, 2009, 10:19 PM       
The Schizos can now depart on their west coast swing on a 3 game winning streak, courtesy of a 9 point fourth quarter by the Miami Heat.

Seriously, the Heat had this game won, and just folded.

Hey, we're 2 games over .500. Woot.
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Old Mar 16th, 2009, 07:30 AM       
Holy crap

http://m.espn.go.com/nba/gamecast?ga...action=summary

Defense just doesn't exist in the western conference.
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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 05:50 AM       
The Sixers finish a 5 game West Coast road trip at 3-2. Not world-beating, but about 3 games better than they historically have done. Holy shit, they may be - dare I say it? - making a playoff run.

[singing] Sixers got it Jumpin' ....
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Old Mar 29th, 2009, 10:23 PM       
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4025741

Not that I condone his behavior, but what a refreshing change from the megacorporahomunculi that currently own most major sports franchises - an owner that actually speaks his mind, regardless of what it might do to his team's merchandise sales.

Seriously, $25K ... Does the NBA really think this will make him stop?
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 10:56 PM       
Time to get it "Jumpin'" again; Playoffs begin this weekend.

And the Sixers are trying their best to get Cleveland in the first round.

All they have to do is lose 2 more games.

Yes, that's the plan.
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Old Apr 16th, 2009, 11:04 AM       
Most excellent news for y'all celtics-haters

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Old Apr 16th, 2009, 03:41 PM       
The "smart money" has to be on a Cleveland/LA finals this year. I hope Cleveland wins.
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 09:36 PM       
Color me "shocked and awed". The Sixers actually win on the road against a team they failed to beat all season. After being down 18 as well. What do y'all suppose this does to Orlando's team psyche?

Philly 1; Orlando 0

Probably the only moment I'll savor this entire playoffs.
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