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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 12:34 AM       


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Keep it down, Rog will want the money for running my banner.

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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 04:03 AM       
I love this guys work.

http://joshuahoffine.com/
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 06:35 AM       
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Edit: I retract my statement after reading Taddles' baby mama drama.
At first I was all WTF? And then I remembered the thread.
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 06:38 AM       
Hey Poppy! I see you like bunnies too, so do I!
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 06:39 AM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 06:42 AM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 05:18 PM       
Boring.

Better link.
http://swenglishrantings.com/
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 05:24 PM       
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Boring.

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http://swenglishrantings.com/
Charity begins at home



She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom, making love to a very attractive young woman.

The wife was VERY upset!
“You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children?!? I’m leaving you! I want a divorce straight away!!!”

And he replied: “Hang on just a minute, honey, so thatI can at least tell you what happened.”

“Fine, go ahead”, she sobbed, “but they’ll be the last words you’ll ever say to me!”

And he began:



“Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift.

She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days!

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments!
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t wear because I don’t have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas, that you don’t wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t wear because someone at work has a pair just like them.”
He took a quick breath and continued: “She was so grateful for my understanding and help, and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said…, ‘Please………do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?’”
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 05:32 PM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 05:34 PM       
So this is where my mom gets her funny emails from.
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 05:35 PM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 05:36 PM       
Posted: May 20 2008, 11:58CET
Category: News Article tags: Democrat, Foriegn Policy, Idiot, Obama, The DaliBama
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 06:10 PM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 06:35 PM       
Happy Birthday, Dr. Boogie.

Every year I'm annoyed that you're suddenly younger than me.
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 07:03 PM       
Post #53889. :cool
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 01:17 AM       
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I love this guys work.

http://joshuahoffine.com/
i saw a thing on pbs about him, he seemed almost creepy nice. and he uses his daughters in his photographs.
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 11:20 AM       
Where was he when all of those Stephen King books with the shitty covers were coming out?
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 11:20 AM       
For one of my electives this term, I picked "short fiction forms," and I can already tell that it's gonna be another one of those classes where all of the artsy douchebags have free reign and annoy me all class

I hate you sometimes, art school
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 11:21 AM       
srsly, you chose art school and hope to avoid artsy douchebags?

impossible, sir.
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 11:23 AM       
I'm here for a bachelor of communications in professional writing, so I was hoping the art fags would be confined to the dance, music, and art rooms, but no such luck.

Edit: this professor lady is really fuckable, though.
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 11:58 AM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 12:07 PM       
AFTA CLASS, IMMA BE AWWLIKE BITCH CUMMERE I WANNA TEOW U SUMMIN! N DEN WEN SHE GETS NEER, IMMA CUM IN HO EYE
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 03:10 PM       
i watched the shining the other night and good fucking grief what is with Olive Oils fucking face? It was the most horrifying thing in the movie watching her fat toothed face contort into those HORRIFIED expressions.
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 04:50 PM       
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