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Old Mar 27th, 2004, 10:38 PM        FEED THE DUCKS!!!
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Old Mar 27th, 2004, 10:39 PM       
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Old Mar 27th, 2004, 11:23 PM       
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 12:54 AM       
feed them wheat bread... they will shit EVERYWHERE!
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 01:22 AM       
Is it this?

http://ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g2/duck.htm
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 01:40 AM       
agroskaterik got attacked by geese and we haven't heard from him in days
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 01:54 AM       
This thread reminds me of the word NO.
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 02:18 AM       
FEED THE FUCKING DUCK... if you please.
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 07:37 AM       
I wish I could reach into the internet and strangle you.
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 10:13 AM       
I don't mind feeding the ducks. They are going to shit everywhere if you feed them or not so it doesn't even matter WHAT you feed them. They'll eat it anyway. My buddy fed them Play Dough and they wanted more.

It's the goddamn geese you have to watch out for. Those fuckers are MEAN. If you don't feed them right along side of the ducks they'll carjack your vehicle and hiss at you when they drive off.

Man I HATE geese.
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 10:21 AM       
*Feeds the ducks, so Spastic could shut the fuck up*
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There is a Strong Bad Email that has a duck pond sim. get 20 points to unlock the 2600 version
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 10:30 AM       
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 01:51 PM       
We have those Canada geese up here in canada and DAMN them fukers are mean they walk up and Peck you in the leg for no reason and when you chase them they hobble back into the water and hiss also its a crimeto hit one because its Cruelty to animals
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 02:35 PM       
I can't do anything about that crazy Canadian crime, but I can get the geese to like you more. Just follow this guide to the letter. NO SLACKING!
http://www.dolphinsex.org/goose.html
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 03:40 PM       
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Old Mar 29th, 2004, 05:48 AM       
WHAT...THE...FUCK?

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Old Mar 29th, 2004, 07:40 PM       
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Man I HATE geese.
yea the other day i ran into a goose and it was hissing and shit so i tried slowly walking away and it started running towards me and i was all like "SHIT" like that and i began to run away but the goose flew up and landed on my back and i was all "AAHHH" and it bit my hair and i elbowed it in the torso and i ran in the car, boy o boy was that scary
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JEANETTE TELL US ABOUT GEESE.
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Old Mar 29th, 2004, 08:37 PM       


GEESE!!!!
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Old Mar 29th, 2004, 09:51 PM       


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Old Mar 30th, 2004, 02:42 AM       
Gosse! :/
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Old Mar 30th, 2004, 08:43 AM       
how the hell are you still posting on this thread, the stability of your lives is really picture perfect
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 05:49 AM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 01:41 PM       
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feed them wheat bread... they will shit EVERYWHERE!
Feed them enough nickles and they'll sink.
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 03:54 PM       
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