THE FINAL UPDATE?!!?!
An article by Esuohlim
August 17, 2006
No.
But hell, none of my regular writers are really sending me anything anymore. And what a time too, guys, as I'm about to be the busiest that I've been in months. Fuckers.
So here's what will happen. An update every few days maybe? Twice a week? I'm not sure at this point, but I have absolutely no time to worry about keeping it updated daily anymore. I sure as hell am not stopping, since I payed $9.47 for a year and I want to get my money's worth.
I'll try to tie up some loose ends, like finishing the Nintendo articles, and completing the remaining 58 Zappa album reviews (), but it'll take more time now. Also, I'll ensure that whenever I update again it won't be Top Ten List Faggot filler shit or anything. He'll have to earn another article on here. Him and Pub Lover (who I can imagine laughing at this point )
So by all means, keep checking back every day. Hell, I might update tomorrow. I'm usually all talk anyway.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
You act like you're the most original person on this board, and yet every post you make on this message board is somehow about you. Not very original. I think it points out some secret insecurities that you constantly have to be in the spotlight. You like people talking about you because your parents and friends didn't pay enough attention to you as a child and you have some social or psychological characteristic that makes you feel alienated from "normal" social situations. To make up for this you constantly throw yourself into the spot light. I'm sure this works over well in normal social situations in which that is pretty much the norm. Like at bars. But people who goto bars are insecure and desperate for sex. You are like every other person I've ever met in my life.
You are unspectacular, and yet with every ounce of your being you strive to be spectacular.