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Old Apr 17th, 2004, 08:53 AM       
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My ex-girlfriend ended up marrying a bloke exactly like her father.
Ladies & Gentlemen, that is Brighton for you.
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Old Apr 17th, 2004, 11:14 AM       
She married her father's twin brother.
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Old Apr 17th, 2004, 11:19 AM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2004, 05:00 AM       
I prefer a woman who is simalar in personality, but differnet in intrests... Dating someone who is not going to get your jokes or understand where you are coming from is a bad Idea, well at least for me.
But then again most of my relationships last for only a few days-few months before I get bored.
Ok, i'm the last persn toask this... Except for maybe Achimp... HEHEHE
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 06:39 AM       
"Ladies & Gentlemen, that is Brighton for you. "


-you're from Crawley. CRAWLEY
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 09:22 AM       
girls and alove and stuff

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ps having a girlfriend is like having a baby it is all waaah waah hold me lets cuddle kiss kiss woops i spent your money also youre not allowed to win arguments and i want another desrt faarrttt (j/k) love me im fat andold now who loves me noboyd thats who im going to have another desert again why dont you ever do anything nice for me i alwywas do nice things for you while secretlyy expeting some sort of compensation oops i got a disease carry me waaahh waaahhwh
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 01:37 PM       
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you're from Crawley. CRAWLEY
Yeah, I dunno if you know the differant neighbourhoods, but I'm from Broadfield, the Ghetto of Crawley.
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 02:16 PM        dating
well, personally I prefer older women...(u probably know that all ready) But I usually fall 4 their personality 1st, and then become attracted to them. I think u should go for it if u can find someone with similar intrests as yourself, but it can sometimes become boring....talking and doing the same things, although if u meet someone too opposite, that might not last either...
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 04:17 PM       
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ps having a girlfriend is like having a baby it is all waaah waah hold me lets cuddle kiss kiss woops i spent your money also youre not allowed to win arguments and i want another desrt faarrttt (j/k) love me im fat andold now who loves me noboyd thats who im going to have another desert again why dont you ever do anything nice for me i alwywas do nice things for you while secretlyy expeting some sort of compensation oops i got a disease carry me waaahh waaahhwh
Oh my god. That is seriously the most accurate depiction of dating I've ever heard.

Yeah. My girlfriend is exactly like my mother. :<
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 04:24 PM        dating
y is it most guys want a gf who is like their mother????
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 04:29 PM       
Because they want someone to cook, clean, and look after them, plus the added benefits of sex and companionship. Moms do the first three, but obviously can't offer the second part.

I'm not saying all men are looking for that either. I'm not, although it'd be nice if she could cook, since a lot of women of my generation seem to have not bothered learning that skill.
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 05:18 PM        sexuality
ok, I am so glad that I was born a lesbian...
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 05:40 PM       


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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 05:48 PM        les
if only Ann was born one too.......
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Old Apr 20th, 2004, 06:53 AM       
BO... I am the last person to do this kind of stuff... I love Ann too...
But, Shut the fuck up! I don't give a good god damn if if you LUV the ladies... Keep in topic, Stop bring up personal shit that doesn't even matter about the topic, and If you want to start up a conversation about AM... Do it in a Area of the Boards that at least has something to do with her... And show us your boobs if you are over 18 and can prove it w/ two forms of ID... But most importantly... Please, no more About Ann, I am Infatuated w/ Audryey Hepburn, I don't bring it to a board about Cynical sardonic jerkwad humor... DO I! NO!
Oh, I love Jack Black... BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... SCHOOL OF ROCK IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!! Oh, and anyone who has ever stared in a movie w/ Elvis... They suck! why, because they stared in a movie w/ Elvis...
Hmmmm... Oh yeah, I love the ladies too, but you don't hear me talking about it all the time!
Well, maybe I do, but I keep it in topic...
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Old Apr 20th, 2004, 08:46 AM       
Meaning- post more in RevDanno's "getting to know you" thread in General Blabber that he is so proud of.
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