11 jokes that will make you a worse person.

[FartinMowler]

57 is my favorite number but those jokes suck and I hope you die a horrible death for telling them you sick mofo "a" hole.

[Alphonse]

I want more jokes like those.

[glowbelly]

make them up. it's not hard. look:

what's the worst thing about fucking a baby?
the baby.

what's the best thing about fucking a baby?
the baby.

what time is it?
the baby.

how do you kill a baby?
with a knife.

see?

hysterical.

[Alphonse]

I laughed.

Keep them coming.

[glowbelly]

when i said "make them up" i was implying that YOU could entertain yourself. i was giving examples. it was my nice way of saying "shut up and go away."

[Alphonse]

Does that mean you won't sodomize me?

[Evil Robot]

Whats 18 inches long and makes all girls scream? Crib death (Or S.I.D.S.)

[CaptainBubba]

Whats hard, long, has lots of pulsing veins, and goes in my child's anal passage way?

























THE WHITE STRIPES.

[Evil Robot]

What molests children, and is black and white all over? A catholic preist.

[Alphonse]

I used to be Catholic. :/

[Comrade Rocket]

Originally Posted by Alphonse

I used to be Catholic. :/

That explains a lot

[Alphonse]

Originally Posted by Trigger

That explains a lot

[hanDAL]

CATHOLIC PRIEST + ALPHONSE = WIN

[Alphonse]

I didn't win anything when he was with me. He said I would get a bike.