MOST HORRIBLE REPUBLICAN AWARD: ANNE COULTER

[VinceZeb]

Jean, I read books by David Corn, Franken, Molly Ivins, Eric Alterman and others. It is called reading about what the opposition thinks.

Dole, get a new hobby. Thinking about me all the time will only make you gay. But then after seeing the pictures of the males that inhabit this board, I figure that homosexuality is nothing short of destiny.

And all this "HEY YOUR FAT CUZ YOU WONT POST A PICTURE" bullshit is really lame. I don't see Buffalo Tom making any quick dashes to a scanner. I don't take pcitures and I thus do not post pictures. Comprehend that.

[AChimp]

There have been plenty of pictures of BT on here, numbnuts.

[Buffalo Tom]

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

And all this "HEY YOUR FAT CUZ YOU WONT POST A PICTURE" bullshit is really lame. I don't see Buffalo Tom making any quick dashes to a scanner. I don't take pcitures and I thus do not post pictures. Comprehend that.

What, are you waiting for your Dr. Doom costume to arrive from Marvel? Perhaps you're too busy ripping open packets of Twinkies to take pictures. I think, though, your fingers are so fat that you lack the manual dexterity to press the small buttons on a camera. I, of course, assume you possess the intelligence to use such a complicated device, which is a big assumption, given that you've demonstrated you are as intelligent as those monkeys at the beginning of '2001'. That last statement was a compliment, you ignorant lard-ass.

[pjalne]

Has Tom even given anobody shit for what they look like?

EDIT: Oh, hi Tom.

[VinceZeb]

Originally Posted by Buffalo Tom

What, are you waiting for your Dr. Doom costume to arrive from Marvel? Perhaps you're too busy ripping open packets of Twinkies to take pictures. I think, though, your fingers are so fat that you lack the manual dexterity to press the small buttons on a camera. I, of course, assume you possess the intelligence to use such a complicated device, which is a big assumption, given that you've demonstrated you are as intelligent as those monkeys at the beginning of '2001'. That last statement was a compliment, you ignorant lard-ass.

Man, way to diss me with the words! I'm really hurt. Be thankful you don't have to rely on anything else besides being a psuedo-intellectual. If in any other position, your lack of physical ability and rational intelligence would reduce you to the role of homosexual love-slave for the ones who can work the land.

[Dole]

"Dole, get a new hobby. Thinking about me all the time will only make you gay. But then after seeing the pictures of the males that inhabit this board, I figure that homosexuality is nothing short of destiny."

Oh no!! He is implying I'm a gay!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Strangely old bean, I only think about you when I am reading the stultifyingly ill-informed drivel that you type. And the content of my thinking generally runs thusly: 'Fucking hell, I can't believe what a wanker that bloke is. Thank fucking Christ I'm not him'.

[Bennett]

I don't really understand your last statement because it was utterly incomprehensible, but I think you underestimate the physical ability and rationality of homosexual love-slaves.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

he seems to be overly concerned with homosexuals...must be a by-product of his catholic upbringing.

[Buffalo Tom]

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

Man, way to diss me with the words! I'm really hurt. Be thankful you don't have to rely on anything else besides being a psuedo-intellectual. If in any other position, your lack of physical ability and rational intelligence would reduce you to the role of homosexual love-slave for the ones who can work the land.

I think this is the first post you've ever made that wasn't rife with grammatical errors and spelling mistakes. Can someone verify this? Perhaps someone can make a scratch-and-sniff emoticon to paste here to mark your intellectual progress. Of course, a 2-year old who plays with the poop in his diaper is still more advanced than you are; however, I encourage you to continue on the path of cogency, and, perhaps in 3 million years, when cockroaches are the dominant species, you'll be able to craft an insult that is insightfully biting and isn't a variation on 'Well, you're a homo!'.

Upon further consideration, perhaps you do possess a contemplative intellect. I suspect we can attribute your spelling mistakes to your corpulent digits being unable to press one key at a time. May I suggest that the next time you are at the grocery store dressed as the tyrant of Latveria, you not reach for that super-sized pack of Hostess fruitpies so that you will have extra money at the end of the month to buy a dialling wand?

[VinceZeb]

Buffalo, I guess your pots and kettles call each other black. Your base insult as it pertains to me has been 1) I'm stupid or 2) I'm fat.

[Buffalo Tom]

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

Buffalo, I guess your pots and kettles call each other black. Your base insult as it pertains to me has been 1) I'm stupid or 2) I'm fat.

You forgot 3) you're a coward.

[VinceZeb]

Please explain how I'm stupid, fat or a coward. Based on fact, not opinion. Oh wait, you can't.

[Buffalo Tom]

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

Please explain how I'm stupid, fat or a coward. Based on fact, not opinion. Oh wait, you can't.

Your stupidity is evident in your sloppy posts. I'm not talking about your ideas; those are just wacky. You haven't written anything intelligible, which pisses me off, because I have to waste precious seconds deciphering your pidgeon English. I sorely wish I had the equivalent of a Rosetta Stone so I can more easily tranlate your rantings.

Your cowardice stems from the simple fact that you are so ready to clamour for war, yet you have never one day been in military service. Yes, we've all heard your supposed story about being rejected by the armed forces; but you still haven't produced evidence that you even applied.

You're right, though, about the fat part. I can't prove your fat. However, since you slander stand-up fellows like Burbank and insult his children, you've given us all the license to meet your infantilism with equally immature remarks. To paraphrase the obvious role model of your simplistic worldview, FATTY IS AS FATTY DOES.

[VinceZeb]

To answer this... AGAIN..

1) I care just enough about this board to help me waste some time. Grammer is only needed for those things/people I do care about

2) Why should I "prove" anything to you? If you pay my bills, I will prove whatever you want. You should just take me for my word, as you do with the other losers and retards that flow through this here board.

Hey, I just noticed that someone put "Cowardly Fatass" under my name! Man, you got me there!

[pjalne]

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

1) I care just enough about this board to help me waste some time. Grammer is only needed for those things/people I do care about

Like your site?

[Zhukov]

But Vince, what about your web site?

[pjalne]

Haha, beat you! I win!

[Zhukov]

You got me.

[VinceZeb]

Now, I've seen pjane, and I can understand how being such a fucking joke would make him less intelligent so I will try to break this down to words even a ignorant foreigner can understand.

Me not like site design. Me not have time for site. Me take it down.

[pjalne]

Yeah, that's right. It's being "retooled".

And you're completely right. Being a joke does make you less intelligent.

[Zhukov]

No, no, no, Vince. You have it all wrong.

Vince: "I have good grammer on things that I care about"

Do you care about your website? Your website had bad grammer too.

Surely you could show us something you care about enough to proof read? Anything?

What about your Doc Doom website?

[VinceZeb]

My Doctor Doom site hasn't been touched in years. I forgot I even did it until someone posted it on here.

[Buffalo Tom]

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

1) I care just enough about this board to help me waste some time. Grammer is only needed for those things/people I do care about.

Let me get this straight. You're only meticulous about your grammar when you are engaged in activities you care about.

Instead of ignoring an anonymous stranger, though, who calls you a FAT, COWARDLY IGNORAMOUS, you reply to him. Therefore you've demonstrated that you do care about the opinions that are written on this message board. Thus, by your reasoning, your grammar should be passable, if not impeccable. However, there is evidence in this thread alone that you do not practice what you claim. I can only conclude that in addition to being a COWARDLY FAT-ASS, you are a LIAR.

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

2) Why should I "prove" anything to you? If you pay my bills, I will prove whatever you want. You should just take me for my word, as you do with the other losers and retards that flow through this here board.

Your word holds as much value as Monopoly money. Substantiate your claims.

[Zhukov]

Okay, do you have any other examples of you speaking in intelligent sentences?

[VinceZeb]

1) Responding to the claims of an ignorant moose-fucker doesn't make me care about your opinion. It allows me to have a form of entertainment. Just keep dancing, jester.

2) I could care less if my words hold any validity with you. It doesn't keep me up at night.