First Nintendo Game Defeatings...

[Jixby Phillips]

yo mr mock yu can delete my posts in here ill give you a cookie if you do (nota blowjob though you sick perv)

[Anonymous]

okay okay here's a better oen


so these astronauts get a grant from NASA to fly to pluto, and they're liek all excited like yaaahhh....so anyways they get to pluto and there's a little martian there under a tree so an astronaut says 'why are you, a martian, here on pluto???' and the martain says 'i will answer that question, but only if you can bring me some space chips' so the astronaut's like UHHHHHHHHHH what are space chips and more importantly HOW DO I GET THEM??? but he figures it's best to not bother the martian anymore so he gets back in his shuttle and goes planet to planet searching for these space chips with no luck. so eventually he finds a bag of chips in the back of the shuttle and he figures 'hey, I'm in space right? so technically these are space chips. I bet a martain hasn't even seen earth chips before so these should be okay right???' so he goes back to pluto and presents the bag to the martian and says 'here are your space chips!' and the martian says 'I was just kidding, i hate blacks.'

sorry i get all these from my uncle and he's kinda mean @_@

[Schimid]

that one is too long -_-

[Jixby Phillips]

how about a midget pie instead (for eating yousick bastid

[DJ Potatoe]

Yeah...crazy blacks.

[Rongi]

that was just awkward and racist and

oh now i get it! hey that is kinda funny

[Schimid]

now that's what i call a bad hair day!

[DJ Potatoe]

Damn Rongi....you actually made me laugh

[Anonymous]

um i don't think martians are a race???

[Perndog]

That joke's not funny. Tell another one. It has to be a good one, because it takes me a long time to figure them out and I don't want to feel like it was all for nothing.

[Anonymous]

ok last one for tonight

so these three black guys walk into a bar. when they get to the coutner, the bartender says 'knock knock.' the men are confused by this and say 'excuse me?' the bartender, ever patient, replies, "knock knock." one of the men gets the idea and goes 'who's there?' 'fishbowl,' says teh bartender. 'fishbowl who?' says the third black man. the bartender smiles and replies, 'what would you like to drink?'

[Anonymous]

get it?

[DJ Potatoe]

Ha! Them blacks just don't get it!!


I'll bet Jamesman gets it. ;-)

[Schimid]

wtf is a jamesman?

[MrAdventure]

Uhm, I just go to school. O_o

Uhm, I just go to school. O_o

Uhm, I just go to school. O_o

[Drev]

HI MRADVENTURE!

[MrAdventure]

Uhm, I just go to school. O_o

Uhm, I just go to school. O_o

Uhm, I just go to school. O_o

[Anonymous]

there's another version of the joke where he says 'wood' instead of fishbowl, but it's a little too obvious

[DJ Potatoe]

I'm sad that this thread has 6 pages of crap.

All acumulated in one night.

[MrAdventure]

Uhm, I just go to school. O_o

Uhm, I just go to school. O_o

Uhm, I just go to school. O_o

[Abe Johnston]

Suck my big fat calculator

[FS]

Originally Posted by Chojin

uhhhhh i think i got it....yeahhhhhh that's right...... *sounds of running then a car speeding off*

LOL Simpsons rule

whats your favorite simpsons

[innervis10n]

Shells

[Professor Cool]

The first game i ever defeated.......