Originally Posted by Marilyn666
Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
Seriously, shut the fuck up.
No, I don't feel like it.
(Walks in applauding)
BRAVO! Marilyn666 BRAVO!
You may have foiled the plans of Cap'n Crunch, but you have met your match this time, and since I feel so supercilious, I will tell you how I shall defeat you.
Pictured: oh baby, you knew it would come
Step 1: Somewhere in the South Pole I have a large atomic cannon, and I will call all razor blade carriers and threaten them to stop all production of razor blades or I will blast them to a firery hell.
Pictured: Please note we will be disguised as Jehova Witnesses trying to enlighten some penguins.
Step 2: I will have my army of millions, to confiscate all razor blades within a short drive's distance of your own home. That means your house as well. Now, I'm not gonna promise that my men will not get tad
friskey with you or any of your family members. We work on a don't ask, don't tell agenda.
Pictured: You know you would like it
Step 3: We will have a light lunch, we have disagreed on where we will go, I say pizza, Cliff says chicken, Jon says beef, Milton says mexican, ect., ect., ect....................ect. We might as well go to the Old Country Buffet, THEY SAY THEY HAVE EVERYTHING, if not we will assasinate post-haste.
Pictured:Gordon enjoys some soup
Step 4: We will shoot one laser from a undisclosed location in east New Jersery, which will be sent to you ISP, which will set a virus which will then for malfution the system whihc will let no one in your town get access to the internet.
Although i doubt you have ANY friends at all, you can't be too sure...
Step 5: We will shoot another laser into space, for no paticular reason at all other then for are own amusement.
Pictured: Once again.....Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Step 6: You will stew in your own self-loathing without any form of release, and if you dare try hanging, blowing your brains out, jumping, or drowning we will go through the same procedure with rope, guns, ladders, and water. We have the power. You will then be tortured for the rest of your life, which will probably equal the torture you have given all of us with your presence these past weeks, considering YOU ARE WORTHLESS.
Pictured: Professional Artist Rendition of you loathing
Step 7: I will laugh manically for a long period of time. while the rest slowy step away in disgust.
Pictured: Yes, I only laugh in two frames, birth defect I guess