I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Colonel Flagg]

Originally Posted by Kitsa

We also had a woman who handed us fake million-dollar bills telling us that we were probably liars and would go to hell.

Did she ask to use your rest room?

[Guitar Woman]

Quitting cigarettes sucks hardcore.

It's like my lungs are starving.

[Zhukov]

I don't think you should give up; it doesn't really sound like your personality type to be not smoking.

[Tanuki]

Last night I saw Rifftrax Live with a guy I've been dating. it was hilarious.

Also bought a Sackboy doll.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Tanuki, you can't be new AND have a guy you've been dating. That just won't work.

[Dimnos]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Quitting cigarettes sucks hardcore.

It's like my lungs are starving.

Definitely one of the hardest things I have ever done. I feel for you. Keep a sack of the green around for when you just cant take it. Plus a big bag of jolly ranchers for the times and places you just cant toke up.

[Fathom Zero]

Shrub, you look even more like a gypsy than Dixie. :o

[Tadao]

What are you talking about?

[Fathom Zero]

they say that
nothing is wasted:
either that
or
it all is.

[Dimnos]

Have you been hanging out with GW?

[Fathom Zero]

Close. Bukowski.

[RaNkeri]

so, I was supposed to go see Inception with my friend, but apparently shit is still hot because it was sold out :/

[RaNkeri]

I would totally hang out with FZ

[Guitar Woman]

Originally Posted by Zhukov

I don't think you should give up; it doesn't really sound like your personality type to be not smoking.

Yeah I thought this too, but that doesn't change the fact that it's horrible for me.

I also have no idea what the fuck I'm going to replace smoking with, since you can pretty much do it all the time every day without immediately debilitating yourself, and not many other drugs have that luxury. Also, I always thought it was fun, and basically did it whenever I was really bored, so now I dunno how the fuck I'm going to pass the time.

Also Dimnos, I was gonna take up grass just to quit tobacco, but by some hilarious twist of fate I can't get downtown at the moment, so I guess I'm just gonna have to rough it

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Tanuki

Last night I saw Rifftrax Live with a guy I've been dating. it was hilarious.

Also bought a Sackboy doll.

I SAW THIS TOO

THE THEATER WAS FULL OF NERDS

I BLENDED RIGHT IN

[Shrubfest]

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

Shrub, you look even more like a gypsy than Dixie. :o

Based on what?

I'm not arguing, just intrigued.

[Dr. Boogie]

The morning radio show was doing a bit about Michael Jackson having a new video game, and they were playing a modified version of the Kid Icarus theme in the background. That made my day.

[Guitar Woman]

I tried smoking salvia to take my mind of cigarettes, to smoke something, and to make a psychedelic breakthrough, but with a normal lighter it doesn't work, and with a torch lighter my bowl starts telling me she knows the Bic and how unreliable it is.

I thought this was absolutely hilarious, and could not stop laughing.

[Fathom Zero]

Originally Posted by RaNkeri

I would totally hang out with FZ

And I would you, bby.

Originally Posted by Shrubfest

Based on what?

I'm not arguing, just intrigued.

You just got tagged in a buncha pictures recently. They were nice.

[Tadao]

:flirt

[Fathom Zero]

guys make passes at girls in denim jackets

[Tadao]

IT'S TOO LATE, SOME NICE GUY ALREADY BORED HER TO DEATH. SHE'LL NEVER FUCK A NICE GUY AGAIN. YOU SHOULD KICK HIS ASS.

[Fathom Zero]

I feel bad that ladies have to deal with glum cunts like that.

[Dimnos]

They choose to.

[Fathom Zero]

I feel bad that ladies have to deal with glum cunts like that.