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Old May 4th, 2010, 11:44 PM       
yes she did and she's the scary traileryparky butch kind


and you guys have terrible dealing-with-lesbian tactics, you'd all be the first attacked by the angry feminists
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Old May 4th, 2010, 11:58 PM       
Ask if she would like to relax in the hot tub and enjoy a Tom Collins .
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Old May 5th, 2010, 01:28 AM       
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yes she did and she's the scary traileryparky butch kind


and you guys have terrible dealing-with-lesbian tactics, you'd all be the first attacked by the angry feminists
Talk to her about hot boys. Let it be known that you are going out to dinner with your boyfriend.

Also, when did YOU get a job?!
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Old May 5th, 2010, 03:24 AM       
basically, treat her like you would a stupid ugly dude ;(
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Old May 5th, 2010, 04:26 AM       
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Old May 5th, 2010, 04:31 AM       
wait this isn't the how to get a dog to respect you thread n/m
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Old May 5th, 2010, 05:35 AM       
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yes she did and she's the scary traileryparky butch kind
Well, would any other kind change things for you?
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Old May 5th, 2010, 09:20 AM       
GUYS I THINK ELX IS HOMOPHOBIC :O
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Old May 5th, 2010, 09:26 AM       
Normally I would jump at the chance to jokingly agree with you, but I think I am in the bad books so I wont.
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Old May 5th, 2010, 10:55 AM       
I thought you were the only guy in the good books?
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Old May 5th, 2010, 12:08 PM       
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yes she did and she's the scary traileryparky butch kind
Then she broke the law and should be fired. Talk to your supervisor - if that doesn't work talk to HR.

Or is she the owner? In this case, quit.
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Old May 5th, 2010, 12:25 PM       
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yes she did and she's the scary traileryparky butch kind


and you guys have terrible dealing-with-lesbian tactics, you'd all be the first attacked by the angry feminists
My co-ed softball team is awesome though. I think my friend Joe is the only 100% straight person on the team.

We are Team Uruguay.
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Old May 5th, 2010, 12:42 PM       
Wait, hitting on co-workers is against the law over there? Shit, is it against the law here? Flirting with certain women at work is my raison de vivre... oh man, now you've got me worried that they are only pretending to like it or something and are actually extremely uncomfortable

Anyway, Elx if it's constant, and you make it clear that you are not interested, take Flagg's advice.

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Old May 5th, 2010, 06:38 PM       
THE FUCK, I don't get to Sam's posters in time so now Tadao's turns into a mod

I suck at internet responsibilities THAT GODDAMNED REAL LIFE IS FUCKING MY SHIT UP
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Old May 5th, 2010, 06:42 PM       
Jesus fuck, and while I was gone pub came back with a vengeance and elx started talking about being harassed by lesbian coworkers, and once I log on everything cool stops happening. I think my presence might be a plague, guys
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Old May 5th, 2010, 06:46 PM       
I BET YOU SAY THAT TO ALL THE GIRLS
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Old May 5th, 2010, 06:49 PM       
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DON' GO FORGETTIN' DA BBQ SAUCE Y'ALL

frigging ultra-euros; can't tell the difference between rednecks and black people. That's only a problem in ATLANTA, genius

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Old May 5th, 2010, 07:01 PM       
TADAO YOU'RE JUST PICKING ON ME BECAUSE I'M NOT DEDICATED ENOUGH TO BE MODERATOR MATERIAL
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Old May 5th, 2010, 07:04 PM       
except Art Shit mod, but being named moderator of Art Shit is like having someone tape a yellow paper star to your shirt and saying that you're special
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Old May 5th, 2010, 07:09 PM       
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Jesus fuck, and while I was gone pub came back with a vengeance
Today, I am mostly thinking this thread is better to read without me.
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Old May 5th, 2010, 07:17 PM       
I think I got a sunburn. This should not happen in Canadian May.
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Old May 5th, 2010, 07:32 PM       
Wasn't Canadian May that movie where Quebecan teenagers fought off the French helicopters while Jennifer Connelly had sex with Michelle Pfeiffer
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Old May 5th, 2010, 07:33 PM       
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