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Old Dec 17th, 2005, 06:30 PM        NEW SHORT: "The Evolution of Santa!"
Remember that guy Pjalne from Norway (or was it Holland or Sweden or Iceland? eh, who cares) who used to write for us all the time? Well I think an avalanche fell on his country or something because he vanished for a while. But guess what? He had a shovel on him at the time and has just finished digging his way out so that he could bring you guys a brand new I-Mockery piece just in time for the holidays! Hooray!


NEW SHORT: "The Evolution of Santa" -by Pjalne
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/santa-evolution


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Old Dec 17th, 2005, 06:53 PM       
great stuff. I laughed I cried and I posted
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Old Dec 17th, 2005, 08:11 PM       
Does this mean Pjalne is back for writing?
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Old Dec 17th, 2005, 11:19 PM       
We're still working out the final contract negotiations and I'm waiting for my people to call his people so that his people can call my people, but I think there's a strong possibility that we may or may not come to some sort of agreement in the near or distant future about whether or not he may or may not become a regular irregular writer for I-Mockery once again.
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Old Dec 18th, 2005, 12:35 AM       
This was a fantastic piece. It has been a long time since I read anything new by Pjalne. I am glad he is still humorous and filled with facts.
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Old Dec 19th, 2005, 03:48 PM       
Most amusing sir, especially the "Chrisis" joke. And the uncannily accurate drawing of me.
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Old Dec 19th, 2005, 05:52 PM       
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Most amusing sir, especially the "Chrisis" joke. And the uncannily accurate drawing of me.
You mean you actually hang out with Xena constantly?

Can I have her number? Or carrier-pidgeon adress?

I am fairly certain that I misspelled "Pidgeon". Well, not "pidgeon", but I misspelled the words I tried to spell. At least I think.
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Old Dec 19th, 2005, 07:57 PM       
I meant his picture of me. I have never had the pleasure of Ms. lawless' company, although I'd die a happy man if she'd push me down just once. That is my Christmas wish, and I'm not ashamed to say it.
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Old Dec 19th, 2005, 08:00 PM       
right on man right on
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Old Dec 19th, 2005, 09:42 PM       
That was pretty good.

I did see a typo though. "Crisis" is misspelled.
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Old Dec 19th, 2005, 10:08 PM       
i figured it was a play on christmas... don't spoil it!
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Old Dec 19th, 2005, 10:54 PM       
Pjalne, Making us smarter one poorly researched article at a time.
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Old Dec 20th, 2005, 07:06 PM       
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Then again, you can be both Mario AND baby Mario in Mario Kart on the Gamecube. Which... which doesn't explain as much as it further muddles. Let's not deal with this bit.
Well, there's the new Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time game that involves Mario and Luigi traveling back in time to when they are still kids and then teamed up with them...
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