GOD FUCKNG DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!

[Evil Robot]

I just broke the part of my bong that holds the slider!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 It's still usable because only the bottom portion broke so it still forms a seal but I mean WHAT THE FUCK? I already blew a hydualic line in my car and snaped the blade off my swiss army knife fixing it. What the fuck is next?

[DeadKennedys]

What's next? Get a real knife, and roll a damn joint

[Wiffle Bat]

Whoever uses swiss knives to fix a car. Get REAL tools made of candy! @_@

[Evil Robot]

Alright, I half assedly fix the bong and its still not pulling right, but I smoked anyway so I'm good for now. As far as the car goes, my sebring is still parked in my mothers garage on the other side of town, but I can get there with an actuall hydraulic hose tommorow morning so thats good. But you just made a mistake dissing my swiss army knife repair skills, you see, I was a master mechanic back in the day and now I design and repair the machines that make the cars (chrysler, toyota and ford, chevy is still being cheap bastards and wont pay our prices so fuck them). I removed the clamp with the pliers attachment, then cut it back with the saw, inspected the coaxial reinforcement with the magnifieing glass, and then reatatched it with the pliers again. You couldn't do that with a $10,000 snap-on set so SHUT THE FUCK UP>

oh yeah, joints are a pain in the ass.

[george]

your sebrig is at your mothers house.

[Evil Robot]

Yes, it broke down less then a mile from there on my way to the mall. Why, do you not have a mother? bastard?

[george]

your sebring broke down while you were on the way to the mall.

and now it is at your mothers house.

[Wiffle Bat]

Maybe his mother's house was on the way to the mall? And I have fixed farm tractors with broken differentials and snapped con-rods with my Bob-The-Builder Tool Set ^__^

[Moobs]

I did that at one of my house parties

But then I went to a shop and bought this broken one for £5, and fixed it up good ;D

[RaNkeri]

In the beginning I though you were talking about your penis

I'll be going now.

[kahljorn]

rolling joints out of good weed is for dumb jerks

BONG ALL THE WAY MY GOOD MAN EVIL ROBOT

PS:
Make a gravity bong! Get one socket from a socket wrench kit (one that would make a nice bowl) and a 2 liter of soda. Drink the soda (or just use an already empty bottle) and cut the bottom off of the 2 liter. Take the cap and cut a hole in it just big enough for the socket, then put silly putty around the socket to seal it. Put 2 liter in a bucket or something that can fill it almost to the lid. Put weed in the lid, put the lid on the bong. Light the bong and pull upwards, the air pressure will cause the smoke to all go inside the 2 liter. When it's full (be careful filling it cause you can mess up and let a lot of smoke out) take the lid off. Put your mouth over the hole and push down, the air pressire will cause the smoke to go straight to your lungs :O
People call it a gravity/bucket bong but i think air pressure bong is a better description :O
that's actually what i smoke out of even th ough i have a bong.
You can also use the bowl from your old bong if you're smart about it.

maybe you could even seal the broken bong with silly putty. What won't it do?

[Moobs]

There's quite a good gravity bong tut here:
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/..._Tutorial.html

It works some real wonders, truth ;D

[kahljorn]

GRAVITY BONG: A MASTER OF EFFICIENCY

GRAVITY BONG: SAVING WEED FROM ORPHAN GOD OF AIR

GRAVITY BONG: BRINGING THE FUN BACK IN TO LUNG COLLAPSE!

[Lenor]

Or you could just do it ghetto style, get a empty can, crush in the middle, use a pin to poke some holes in the top (not too many or too big), make sure and poke a hole in the side for the carb, and kill your throat.

Remember drugs are bad, Unless its Controlled Substance Prescription Medication, Made in a government lab!

[Goat Cheese]

for someone who smokes you sure are uptight

[kahljorn]

smoking weed out of a can is eve worse than smoking a joint

[Goat Cheese]

whatever happened to a good old fashioned apple bong?

[kahljorn]

apple pipe and that's about as worthless as the can

[Goat Cheese]

how should I know. I never did drugs. Remember, I'm a rebel. Drugs are too mainstream.

[Seven Force]

so is having a worthwhile opinion on the subject at hand, apparently

[Goat Cheese]

Originally Posted by Seven Force

so is having a worthwhile opinion on the subject at hand, apparently

OH SNAP.

[eggyolk]

hey man do you have any drugs i can buy

[liquidstatik]

who's got the bud? :O

[Geggy]

joints in cars, bongs at home.

[liquidstatik]

blunts in cars, joints at home, bongs at friends houses ;<