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Old Aug 4th, 2003, 08:08 PM       
Just four hours of sleep
Slowly becoming the norm
Head like wet cotton
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 12:05 AM       
Shut the fuck up, Abe,
Your Haiku's suck severe nuts
I want some sausage.

It's a massacre
They lie face down in the dirt
A meaningful death?

Thats how you haiku
well, on a serious side
I need some humour.
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 03:44 AM       
Conversations, yo
That is what haikus are for
Respect the haiku
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 08:35 PM       
Yard turned into stream
Stream turned into a river
Act of God, the flood

This isn't mock wars
All the same, I think I'll go
Read a book then sleep
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 07:04 PM       
A.I. has gone crazy
He chased his wife with a gun
The bitch deserved it
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 07:31 PM       
A new haikuer
the Backdoorviolator
The bitch was lonely
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 07:36 PM       
Lets look at Abe Slank
His haikus have no meaning
Like when he was born
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 07:43 PM       
Lesson number one:
Do not write random bullshit
To end your haikus

"A new haikuer
the Backdoorviolator
The bitch was lonely"

A perfect example
What does that mean, may I ask?
"The bitch was lonely"?

Learn from this, Abe Slank
Master the art of Haikus
Don't quit your day job
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 08:07 PM       
What gives Esuohlim
You think your shit doesn't stink?
Your haikus sure do

You're clutching at straws
Your haikus are suffering
Why not rest yourself?
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 08:18 PM        dude
Look whos talking Abe
Your the one who smells like shit
Just look at your name

see? thats something you would come up with
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 08:21 PM       
Just look at my name?
Well, it means skinny monkey
Shall we look at your's
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 08:25 PM        Re: dude
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see? thats something you would come up with
You act like a cat
Trying to cover your shit
Need to dig deeper
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 08:28 PM       
what the Fuck are you talking about? are you retarded or something?
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 11:02 PM       
That Strangers with Candy quote in your signature is the only thing that's keeping me from hating you, you know.
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 03:20 PM       
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A.I. has gone crazy
He chased his wife with a gun
The bitch deserved it
Did anyone note
Six syllables in line one?
You think you are good...
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 04:36 PM       
Esuohlim should have
Then again, he is slipping
I think he gave up

Man lies on the floor
I had to call 9-1-1
He had a seizure

That happened at work
I was nervous and rattled
I thought he was dead

I'm glad he wasn't
He's got such a nice afro
It would be a waste

Well, it's time to go
I haven't cut grass in weeks
Hope the mower starts
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 04:38 PM       
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A.I. has gone crazy
He chased his wife with a gun
The bitch deserved it
Did anyone note
Six syllables in line one?
You think you're good...
Did anyone note
Four syllables in line three
You're alright by me
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 05:28 PM       
I hate you, Abe Slank
Ruining Haikus for me
You've hit a new low
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 07:02 PM       
No need to blame me
Just pretend I'm slavemason
Since I am and all
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 07:27 PM       
What are you doing?
You're telling lies like King James
Not that queer, Jamesman
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 09:40 PM       
Abe, you crazy slut
What are you talking about
You, sir, are teh ghey.
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 01:50 AM       
A guy named Bubbles
He hates me just like you guys
Small world, you fuckers
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 01:11 PM       
Hey, please stop the hate
Haiku's are not made for war
Can't we get along?
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 01:36 PM       
A voice of reason
Best heard through a sober ear
Better chance today

Is el niño back?
Watermelon screams "Enough!"
Reiniscing drought
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 05:49 PM       
Elliot sits there
Beatboxing his life away.
What is his future?
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