I-MOCKERY VILLAINS

[Protoclown]

Who do you guys think is/was the best I-Mockery villain?

I'm thinking of people who were enough of a thorn or annoyance in everybody's collective side to have been widely hated by most of the board. Newbies who showed up, spammed the board for a few days, and then left don't count.

I can only think of four true "a-list" I-Mockery villains off hand, but perhaps you guys can add more to the list:

Ronnie Raygun
TheKapn
Royal Tenenbaum/SolidSnakeASS
Daisyhead

My favorite is without a doubt Ronnie Raygun. Seeing him and Max Burbank (the Batman to Ronnie's Joker) duke it out in the political forum is a highly amusing pastime.

[noob3]

I want to be a villain!

[mburbank]

I'm neutral on Solid, and though he's only made sporadic appearances, I'd have to add Chagroth to that list for being the only person who could be an arrogant bastard and a suck up simultaneously.

And what about that oldie but goodie, the OTHER Ronny, Bojangles.

I'd put Heather Michelle on the list, but that was just sad.

[Rongi]

What about sidekicks? Like Noob3 and BlackFlag.

[mburbank]

what about you?

[FS]

Don't forget The Amazing Rando. He may have been short-lived, but he was quite effective.

[Rongi]

What about me :/ ?

[James]

Well, Ronnie's just a political mutant, who's threat level is equal to a squirrel blocking a highway.

I wasn't here for Leslie, and I appreciate Chimp's occasional Fat Albert pictures.

Daisyhead pretty much served no purpose, other than to follow me around and poorly attack me. One of the reasons I left (meaning, the whole place became very boring when all I did was bitch with one person in every single thread), but I don't think he/she/it really was much of an annoyance to you.

However, SolidSnakeAss is following in Daisyhead's footsteps. Only difference is, his idiocy is directed towards everyone. He is the basis for Newbie Type #4. I would pretty much consider him our resident cesspool.

Edit: And you have to love Rando. Best character ever. And I can't hate Heather, because she took that pretty picture for me.

[Mockery]

When I think of "villains" I think of The Joker vs. Batman. Someone who actually puts up a challenge of some sort. SolidSnakeAss does nothing of the sort. He's just a chump with horrible taste in both music and movies, in addition to some major personal insecurities.

:yawn

[James]

There are plenty of useless and ineffective villains, too.

[Mockery]

Nah, those are called "henchmen" or "minions"... you know, the expendable ones that do the work of the villains.

[whoreable]

LOL.

I never much looked into the political forum, but today I took a gander. This Ronnie Raygun character is excellent, and watching max reply to him has got to be one of the coolest things here. I just might have to read more posts there.
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Lovely Wendie

[Mockery]

Watching Max tear apart Ronnie has become a national pastime.

[James]

Originally Posted by Mockery

Nah, those are called "henchmen" or "minions"... you know, the expendable ones that do the work of the villains.

I'm not talking about the goons.

Obviously, someone never watched the old Batman show.

FEEL THE WRATH OF THE MINSTREL!

[Mockery]

I sure hope you don't think of SSA as being higher on the evolutionary scale than your average "goon".

[Rongi]

My favorite villian is Evil Star from Green Lantern. Mostly because of his dumb name .

[James]

Well, that depends on how you feel about The Minstrel.

The only reason I wouldn't really consider SSA an "goon," is because he just won't fucking die. All the goons usually die, or at least get knocked unconscious and are never seen again. But no; he's still here.

[James]

Actually, I think FS can agree with me on this:

As far as villain status goes, SSA is this board's Beyonder.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by Jamesman

There are plenty of useless and ineffective villains, too.

I was wondering when y'all were going to get around to me!

[NOT Jixby Phillips]

Down with all I-Mockery villians! I hate all those fucktards!

[Rongi]

And not jixby is like bizarro jixby

[Zomboid]

I don't like the idea of calling some idiot on a message board a villain...It's like calling a kid who makes faces a criminal mastermind :/

[FartinMowler]

Chojin!!!! I hope that this doesn't smack of smarmy

[The Retro Kat]

Cojin? A villian? The gay alien bondage dog is definatley not a villian, if anything, a hero.

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by Zomboid

I don't like the idea of calling some idiot on a message board a villain...It's like calling a kid who makes faces a criminal mastermind :/

Exactly, it's giving these chumps too much credit for all of the "nothing" that they really do.