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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 06:47 PM        First time you saw a Vagina
I was thinking about this today :/ back when I was a kid playboy never showed them and the porn mag's in British Columbia used to put a black dot over them
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 06:57 PM       
Playboy still doesn't show more than the bush unless their tastefulness has diminished in recent years.
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 08:03 PM       
i've never seen a real vagina
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 08:06 PM       
i know what you mean, fartin, those black dots has alway made me desperate for some vagina viewing.
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 08:11 PM       
you guys need a REAL girl.
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 08:12 PM       
my friend saw one once, he said it looked like a "hooded rat"
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 08:13 PM       
I wasn't desperate...I just thought a vagina a was a black spot
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 08:20 PM       
I felt one before i saw it. I remember I was trying to get my hand down her pants and I couldnt cuz i was only able to use one hand. So she moved her pants for me and my hand slipped right into the pokey hole, and i havent turned back since.

The first time i saw it though, it was cool, cuz it was everything i imagned
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 10:55 PM       
I SAW A VAGINA ONCE WHEN I CAME OUT OF MY MOM'S VAGINA. BUT THAT WAS LIKE 3 YEARS AGO.
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Old Feb 5th, 2004, 11:23 AM        hhmm
First one I saw in real life was a stripper on my 21st birthday. Actually, that's the only one I've ever seen.
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Old Feb 5th, 2004, 03:07 PM       
Freshmen year of high school some bimbo wore a short skirt and no underwear. Nobody noticed but me.
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Old Feb 5th, 2004, 04:05 PM       
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you guys need a REAL girl.
Woah, you've seen a REAL vagina? What's it like!
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Old Feb 5th, 2004, 05:34 PM       
did she have boobies?
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Old Feb 5th, 2004, 08:01 PM       
DID SHE HAVE A VAGINA?
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Old Feb 5th, 2004, 10:38 PM       
This would be a perfect opportunity to tell one of those seasoned "your mom" jokes.
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 02:35 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 05:20 PM       
Vagina's are not black and white with instructions
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 05:58 PM       
So, Jeanette - What's the first vagina you've ever seen? *high-fives Jixby*
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 07:50 PM       
I've never seen a real one
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 08:24 PM       
I saw one when I was six or seven. I don't remember what it looked like.

I was hanging out with my best friend in her backyard. We were probably playing House or something stupid like that (I liked House ). Right out of the blue she said something like "What do boy's private parts look like". Seriously.

So then I think I said "What do yours look like?". She said if she showed me, I would show her, and I agreed.

I never showed her though . I still mention the incident sometimes and it pisses her off. She's cute when she's angry.
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 09:34 PM       
I've seen ONE . But who says they all look the same?
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 06:06 AM       
I still haven't found one that "looks like a pretty flower". And taking a sharp fish knife and carving it all nice and spread out and red and glistening doesn't really help, no matter how many times I try and what different patterns I use. But the pictures I take after sell like crazy in japan
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 02:01 PM       
Just put the knife down and step away from the Vagina or Sushi? I'm not really sure what the fuck your talking about...again.
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 02:55 PM       
are you drunk...again?

this hot chick and i rode on a station wagon school bus when we were tykes and we showed each other our private parts almost everyday on our way home i first thought she had a dick but it turned out to be clitoris hanging out of her vagina yeah it was pretty big i met her again 20 years later and we dated for a while she turned out to be a total bitch and her clitoris was still sticking out of her vagina
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