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maggiekarp · #51

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Originally Posted by kellychaos

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Originally Posted by maggiekarp

Well see, I haven't been getting people drunk because I'm sixteen, and I think it's okay to be a virgin at that age. If the 'deflowering' hasn't come aound by the time I'm old enough to drink, though, I'll consider going to a darker bar.

But some people are desperate enough without the alcohol, ya know

I actually felt kind of bad in prompting her to this statement ... I mean ... if it was I that actually prompted it ... otherwise ... look for those desperate guys if your SO damned curious ... and I hope it hurts real bad 'cause you made me feel bad first ... good luck with that, btw

My lazyness defeats my curiousity!

I didn't want to make you feel bad, though

Rosenstern · #52

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement

Still a virgin.

O MY GOD!!!!!!! HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT WE NEEDED TO BE TOLD THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a virgin. Big fuckin surprise, given my hardcore turgid masculinity.

Bod · #53

14.

Drank too much at Xmas do, passed out a virgin, woke up not a virgin.

Hugh_Bristic · #54

Bod, your stories depress the shit out of me.

Bod · #55

Apologies.

kellychaos · #56

I saved that story from The Sun, actually.

The One and Only... · #57

I lost my virginity at 17.

kellychaos · #58

You DO realize that we''re not talking about animals and inanimates, I assume?

MLE · #59

so, how many hours before you had to rush back and tell us all?

kellychaos · #60

I DO so like MLE. You should post more, truly.

nothing4buddha · #61

I <3 you MLE.

Esuohlim · #62

I guess I'm still technically a virgin based on what Bill Clinton taught me

Dole · #63

yup, you're safe. That cock in your mouth and cigar up your arse didnt count.

DrGonzo · #64

I had just turned 16. We had very quick and awkward sex behind the arcade where we used to hang out.
I didn't get laid for over two years after that.

Womti · #65

i never lost my virginity and im 18. i guess im just one sad antisocial, sociopathic son of a bitch .^_^

Esuohlim · #66

That's what internet message boards are for.^______________^

The Raging Brute · #67

im with u pal

MetalMilitia · #68

I lost it at 19 and it was actually pretty fun, not as bad as the first time is supposed to be. Im still with the girl now and we still have great sex.
Im glad she was the first because some other girls I met before her would have been so fucking embaressing to have slept with its not even funny. Gross.

I think when you are young you need to get your shit together or else you will end up alone and a virgin for a long time. Getting a job was the turning point in my life as it allowed me not only the cash to go out on the town to meet new people but it also taught me alot of people skills, I met my girlfriend through work too.

Im not really fussed that I was an internet geek for the first 18 years of my life because im quite sure that i would not have been mature enough to make decisions in the real world about important things like relationships. Also whilst bieng a geek i learned alot of skills which have helped me greatly in college and university.