Dec 7th, 2003, 12:26 AM
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT WORK WILL SUCK ON MONDAY.?
Assholes. They come into a tire shop. A TIRE SHOP, WE SELL ONLY TIRES. Governer Pataki has declared a state of emergency. Yet, people come to my shop asking if they can get "Just an oil change". On the busiest day of the year, on the day when traffic situations can easily become fatal, they want just a god damn oil change. What possesed these people to leave thier homes during the most adverse weather conditions availible only to do something that could have taken place "AT ANY OTHER POINT IN TIME"?
__________________ "We're equally proud of our safety record. Not once in our nearly 50 years of operation has an animal pathogen escaped from the island."
__________________ "We're equally proud of our safety record. Not once in our nearly 50 years of operation has an animal pathogen escaped from the island."
Just dont put oil back in thier car, drain the radiator and put sand in the airfilter. Then change the firing order on the distributor, they will never need an oil change ever again.
fuck their oil change. fuck their CAR. 
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