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Old Oct 8th, 2008, 10:26 AM       
Some tiny Canadian bank you never heard of.
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Old Oct 8th, 2008, 01:27 PM       
I commune with the collective scum of the earth and flirt with ladies. Oh, and I fix betting machines.
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Old Oct 8th, 2008, 01:55 PM       
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I commune with the collective scum of the earth and flirt with ladies. Oh, and I fix betting machines.
Like slot machines and shit?
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Old Oct 8th, 2008, 02:32 PM       
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Do you just send money out but take a pinch for yourself?
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I hope you're not one of those disability benefits reps I always want to throttle, like the brainiac who said that only old people are on Medicare :/
no i work in a mail production center sending out lotsa envelopes, some of which have checks in them! and sometimes the checks are for very large amounts i've seen $350k checks before, i also saw one for 3 cents the other day!
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Old Oct 8th, 2008, 04:54 PM       
I AM A STUDENT DURING THE FALL AND WINTER AND I WORK IN THE OIL FIELD DURING THE SUMMER.
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Old Oct 8th, 2008, 10:06 PM       
I'm a radio operator in the South African Air Force.
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Old Oct 8th, 2008, 10:11 PM       
I'm a tutor and sandwich artiste
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Old Oct 8th, 2008, 10:13 PM       
Do you tutor kids at the Sylvan Learning Center?
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Old Oct 8th, 2008, 10:19 PM       
Stage tech, house cleaning, kabob restaurant cashier, belly dancer.
And somehow I have time for you lot.
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Old Oct 8th, 2008, 10:22 PM       
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Do you tutor kids at the Sylvan Learning Center?
We have one of those places in my hometown and I don't think i've ever heard of or seen anyone actually go there.
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Old Oct 8th, 2008, 10:23 PM       
I've only ever seen one.
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Old Oct 8th, 2008, 10:25 PM       
I'm willing to bet that Tadao has broken into one before and used it as a quiet place to toot meth without the hassle of reality bearing down on him.
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Old Oct 8th, 2008, 10:32 PM       
Doesn't Sylvan cost like $16,000 or something utterly ridiculous?

I was a French professor one year, my job was to have a class available for remedials...never got a single French student, but got like 15 Spanish students. The Spanish professors must have sucked or something.
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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 01:46 PM       
Electronics department at Wal-Mart.
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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 02:17 PM       
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I'm willing to bet that Tadao has broken into one before and used it as a quiet place to toot meth without the hassle of reality bearing down on him.
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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 08:47 PM       
I work fast food and GOOD FUCKING GOD, SATAN, AND BUDDHA I need to get back into fine dining.
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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 08:50 PM       
YOU FLIP BURGERS AT MCDONALD'S?
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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 08:53 PM       
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Stage tech, house cleaning, kabob restaurant cashier, belly dancer.
And somehow I have time for you lot.
I still say you need to teach me ACTUALLY THE HOUSE CLEANING PART TOO I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT DOING THAT IN THE PAST
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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 09:10 PM       
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YOU FLIP BURGERS AT MCDONALD'S?
Not quite... locally owned but, prolly the same. Except the owners gotta keep up with the Mc Jones'.

Whether I flip a burger or pumpkin seed crusted Red Snapper, I still gotta fuck around with temperatures that about 350 degrees Farenheit

But not many uppity teenagers work fine dining.... Uppity adults, yes. They're called culinary school grads and managers. I'm just too used to talking with the OWNERS of any business and getting the info from them.
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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 09:44 PM       
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Stage tech, house cleaning, kabob restaurant cashier, belly dancer.
And somehow I have time for you lot.
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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 09:47 PM       
Oh and, I'm currently a full-time student and mom to a wild crotch-dropping.
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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 10:09 PM       
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I still say you need to teach me ACTUALLY THE HOUSE CLEANING PART TOO I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT DOING THAT IN THE PAST
The belly dancing was learned from workout DVD sets and youtube lessons for the past 3 years.
The housecleaning part is easy. Ads on craigslist do alot. I got my first housecleaning job by looking for ads in craigslist. Most of it you can get paid under the table with so it's a good part time thing.
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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 10:45 PM       
I can't explain how sexy the thought is, I'll have to try that
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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 10:49 PM       
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