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Old Nov 15th, 2005, 12:29 AM        NEW MINIMOCK: EXTREME BEVERAGE TESTERS HOLIDAY '05!
I haven't been this excited about a new piece in quite some time, but that's partially because this one took such a huge amount of work to get finished. The Extreme Beverage Testers have returned from their wordly adventures to grace us with their presence. This time they're taking on their biggest challenge yet, BOTH of the Jones Soda Holiday Packs! As if that's not enough, they're introducing another EXTREME dude to the fold!


NEW MINIMOCK: "EXTREME BEVERAGE TESTERS vs THE 2005 JONES SODA REGIONAL & NATIONAL HOLIDAY PACKS!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/jones-holiday05


Hope you all enjoy it! Keep living life to the EXTREME!

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Old Nov 15th, 2005, 12:59 AM       
I will point out that I was the only one man enough to actually SWALLOW any of the drinks.

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Old Nov 15th, 2005, 01:07 AM       
That's like saying, "I was the only one man enough to drink the tequilla!" even though they were pouring it down the back of your fraternity brother's ass crack and letting it drip into your mouth.
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Old Nov 15th, 2005, 01:13 AM       


I was hoping you'd do annother one of these extreme beverage testers thingies.
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Old Nov 15th, 2005, 01:16 AM       
I liked it.

I want to try the pumpkin pie one
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Old Nov 15th, 2005, 01:26 AM       
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That's like saying, "I was the only one man enough to drink the tequilla!" even though they were pouring it down the back of your fraternity brother's ass crack and letting it drip into your mouth.
DAMN RIGHT! LIKE I SAID: MANLY!
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Old Nov 15th, 2005, 08:27 AM       
the lips on the Brussels Sprout soda label belong to a friend of mine....
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Old Nov 15th, 2005, 10:32 AM       
idiot....
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Old Nov 15th, 2005, 01:04 PM       
the photos were great, the flavors disgusting-sounding, and the all-cap text a deterrent to reading it all.
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Old Nov 15th, 2005, 01:29 PM       


I'm such a sucker for this kind of writing. Too many of your characters have become the same, but I'm not complaining.
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