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Old Feb 9th, 2003, 11:34 PM        The Official "FUCK VALENTINE'S DAY" Thread
With VD right around the corner (Haha, get it? VD is Valentine's Day but it's also Venerial Disease!), I figure it's time we had this thread.

So, post some of your past VD experiences (Valentine's or Venerial). None of the good ones, though. We don't need any of your happy ending bullshit ruining this thread.

I'll start off with mine.

Senior year of High School, I went all out for Valentine's Day. There was a girl who I really liked, and she mentioned she liked koalas. So I went online and bought her a little Valentine's bear. Then while searching the site some more, I found a koala, so I got that one too. Anyway, I also bought 2 roses, some boxes of chocolate, and a beanie baby pony, (This was all for 5 different people).

So here's what happened. My friends were kind of making fun of me for getting all this stuff. I gave one girl a box of chocolates (nothing else. she had a boyfriend, and I didn't wanna give the wrong idea), and she gave me a hug. That shut my friends up.

Then, the girl I liked, I gave her a rose and chocolates, and told her to meet me after school. Now, I should point this out: The two bears didn't seem like that big a deal... til they arrived, in really huge house-shaped boxes. The bears were like 18 inches in size, and the site said they were 10. So I knew that I was gonna wierd her out giving her these two giant bears. I might as well have dressed up like Cupid and humped her leg.

Moving on, I gave another good friend of mine a rose and chocolates, and a friend of mine was right there saying "Man, James is a little Cassanova! Look at you, man."

Then I gave this other friend of mine the pony (she kept saying she wanted a pony, so I got the beanie baby as a joke sort of present), and I gave her chocolates. She hugged me. I gave another friend chocolates.

End of the day, the girl comes by. I give her the two bears, and a letter telling her about how I felt (as if the giant bears weren't a dead giveaway). I told her not to open the letter until the weekend, because we'd then have a week vacation, which would give her time to "get over it" if need be.

So, yeah. 5 girls, 2 hugs, $60 less in my wallet.

Oh, and the girl I liked didn't speak to me again for the rest of the year. I don't blame her.
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Old Feb 9th, 2003, 11:40 PM       
With fifty bucks you could have bought a class whore for an evening of proper VD celebration. Fucking give-me-a-gift-so-I-will-not-put-out day.
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Old Feb 9th, 2003, 11:42 PM       
You should have hid your boner while talking to her.
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Old Feb 9th, 2003, 11:43 PM       
GODDAMMIT

If woman want the fucking right to vote and be treated as equals and be protected by anti-murder and rape laws, they don't fucking deserve to have me waste my goddamn money on them so I can get absolutely nothing in return.

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Old Feb 9th, 2003, 11:46 PM       
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 03:50 AM       
the worst for me was 2/14/'94
My mother died two days after my 18th Birthday.
My girlfriend broke up with me, & my mother was coming to pick me up from the party I was at, & while I was waiting for her to get me she was broad sided by a semi-truck.
I was so mad at my mother because she woulnd't come to pick me up. I had to sit at this party, & watch my ex hang all over this new guy she had left me for. my ex got tired of watching me mope around the party and told me she'd give me a ride home.
I found out my mother had died by seeing my younger brother, & mt Father standing on the side of the rode with the Parametics, & Police. She died on the way to the hospital.
Golly Jamesman, I'm sorry that girl never talked to you again,
If thats the worst thing that ever happened to you count your self
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 03:56 AM       
i suck ass. that's why i hate VD
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 04:01 AM       
In high school I made some SUPER CYNICAL MEAN valentines day cards and gave them out for laughter me and my friends set up a booth next to some gay school club who was selling valentines day cards for the school and we got them all pissed off and I almost got the shit beat out of me by a nerd lol

This girl jumped on me and humped me because it was so cool 8) she did that once some other time but I don't remember why. I think she was a whore or something lol
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 05:29 AM       
damn, danno. that's pure suckiness.

valentine's day sucks. since when does buying someone some shit mean something? fuck that.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 10:53 AM       
Dano, is that story true? If it is, you can win every time anybody complains about anything. Which is kind of a silver lining, I guess.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 11:49 AM       
The first VD present I got for my Lady was a cast iron skillet. The old ladies she worked with told her then and there that I was a keeper. Scrambled egg love oh yeah.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 01:51 PM       
Dude, like ANYbody is going to care that it's Valentine's day. Everybody is more concerned with the REAL cause of celebration this week: DAREDEVIL DAY!
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 01:56 PM       
i'm having an anti-valentine's day party at my house on saturday, february 15. if you know where i live, you should show up.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 02:04 PM       
I WISH I COULD COME

Oh, and two things in response to this thread:

1. Danno, I am terribly sorry to hear about the loss you suffered. I can't even imagine such a thing.

2. To me, the obligatory Valentine's Day gift giving seems an extremely shallow and hollow act. I make a vow right here and now, that if I am ever lucky enough to find myself in a loving relationship, I will NEVER buy a box of chocolates or give a crappy Hallmark card, or in fact, do ANYTHING for Valentine's Day out of an obligatory sense of duty to show my love. I will in fact, give gifts on any other day BUT Valentine's Day, what I WANT to give, WHEN I want to give it, and something that has MEANING, not some factory produced card. And on Valentine's Day, I will show my love in other, more meaningful ways than Hallmark or Hershey's could ever understand. SO SWEARS PROTOCLOWN! (I had to end it with that comic book feel, sorry)
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 02:06 PM       
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i dont do shit for valentines day and i dont think i ever should.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 02:11 PM       
What the hell is 'Valentines Day' :/?
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 03:16 PM       
I will NEVER buy a box of chocolates

Then you're a fool. Those chocolates are damned tasty! The whitman's samplers with the chocolate caramels!!!!!!

It's the obnoxious pink plush toys 'n crap that I hate. It's like the entire world becomes pink for a day and you're supposed to give your loved one something like this:



Re and I are gonna go out for a nice dinner that night... sure as hell beats a goddamned stuffed bear.

If you're gonna give somebody a plush bear on Valentine's Day, it had damned well better be a Mori Chack bear:



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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 03:19 PM       
My mum usually sends me a card, and thats it. Valentine's day for me is like any other day, except on this day there are thousands of crappy tv specials .
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 03:44 PM       
My guardian force and I buy each other crap all the time, but I think and hope she's gonna get me a stun baton because I never shut up about wanting one.

But she has had pretty bad luck with Valentine's day and relationships ending on or around that day. One guy she dated broke up with her before it and then got back with her just after it and did the same thing on her birthday. If he was just doing it to avoid gifts, that is both the most horrible and hilarious thing I've ever heard.

*By the way, I think it's funny to hear virgins bitching about buying presents on VD to 'justify your love.' It's just something nice to do, the weight of the relationship doesn't hang in the balance. And if it does, you're going out with a daffy motard to begin with. Personally, I'm jus gonna make somethin cool myself. Probably. Ab dunno. ;<

And I love Valentine's day, mostly BECAUSE it rose-tints mah world. ;>

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** USE OF THE WORD 'VIRGIN' DOES NOT IN ANY WAY CONDESCEND TO YOU FAGGOTS, IT'S JUST THAT JIXBY GOT ME HOOKED ON IT AS A DEROGATORY TERM. FUCK YALL HATAS RIP BABYGURL.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 03:48 PM       
My parents once broke up on my mom's birth day, then on christmas, and once on their aniversery .
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 04:05 PM       
Valentines Day reminds me that we need more angry gods and fiery volcanoes.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 04:15 PM       
I'm with proto and whoreable. Who needs a calendar to tell them when to show affection? :/
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 04:31 PM       
It's just like any other worthless holiday for which you don't get time off of work; an excuse to rape the consumer of more of their money in a fit of frivolous, contrived commercialism.

But I don't see why you have to hate it more than any other 'holiday,' other than because it's the cool thing to do.
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