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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 03:28 PM        Solar-Powered Humans!
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Solar-powered Indian man says he doesn't need food

An Indian man who claims not to have eaten solid food since 1995 says he gets all of the energy he needs from the sun.

Hira Ratan Manek, 65, from Calicut in Kerala, says he has conquered hunger by absorbing solar energy through his eyes.

He believes people can induce changes in their bodies by gazing at the sun every day during the first hour of sunrise or last hour of sunset while standing barefoot on the ground.

He said: "After a few days of practice, you will feel the energy entering the body through the eyes. By receiving the sun rays through the eyes, the brain gets charged and brings out its unutilised powers."

The mechanical engineer underwent a 411-day fast beginning January 1, 2000 under the observation of doctors in Ahmedabad, and had lived without food for 211 days prior to that.

It is reported he has not eaten solid food since 1995.

Mr Manek told The Asian Age: "Solar energy absorbed through the eyes eliminates mental illness, physical illness, spiritual ignorance and makes life happy and peaceful.

"One's hunger just disappears. It also activates the dormant human brain and awakens the infinite powers in human beings."
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 03:33 PM       
I'm guessing after the first day he may have had trouble finding food since he was blind.
If it worked from staring at pornography, I'd be set.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 03:33 PM       
This supports a theory that I have developed during my time here at Rolla: Engineers are all insane.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 03:35 PM       
Eh, Daktari, long time no see!

And incidentally "Solar Guy" is fucking pathalogical liar. First of all, he Hispanic, he eats like eighteen boxes of Li'l Debbie Butty Bars a day and he frequently tells chicks he's been ritually celibate for ten years but something about the particular one he's hitting on is "Irresistably spiritual".

He is also NOT a Nascar driver OR related to James Earl Jones, and DON'T lend him any money even if he's going to pay it back as soon as they fix the problem with his ATM card.

Oh, and that's not his Dog.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 03:40 PM       
Dude, he gets energy from the sun

Sup max :D

I'm hungry so I sat out on my balcony and smoked...and I'm not as hungry Mysterious...
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 03:46 PM       
besides, compared to the crazy shit I've been reading today, this is tame. I'm researching the Knights Templar and Freemasons. Whee.

If you want to read things that are probably semi-proven theories, check out www.dailygrail.com

I've been reading things off that site all day and it gets better and better.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 03:49 PM       
THAT WAS FROM THE SMOKING!!! God DAMN IT!!!!

Okay, listen. Solar guy found out I was going out of town for a week, and he was all, 'hey, come on, I'll house sit for you, i used to be a professional house sitter in hollywood, I house sat for Adrienne Barbeau one time and she said I did a really, really good job."

So; I come back, the cat is GONE, the fridge is EMPTY, there are cigarette burns all over the couch and carpet, the whole place smells like dope and Solar Guy is locked in my bathroom unconcious. When he finally comes to, he tells me a gang of Koreans did a home invasion and locked him in there and if it weren't for his ability to use solar power and the bathroom window, he might have died. So I go "Yeah, so how did that chocolate get all over your face?" and he goes "Oh, that's not chocolate, I used my own poo as a moisturizer and he's out of the house before it dawns on me if you don't eat, you DON'T POO!
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 04:08 PM       


You were taken for a ride, sucka! :suckafish
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 04:11 PM       
'95 IS NOT THAT LONG AGO, PEOPLE.

I was a little disturbed with this article before I read he only looks into the sun at sunrise and sunset.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 04:19 PM       
Dudes, he's just eating banana porridge and drinking Jolt.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 04:23 PM       
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Dudes, he's just eating banana porridge and drinking Jolt.
Whatever happened to Jolt?
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 05:24 PM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 06:02 PM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 06:59 PM       
DID YOU KNOW:

The sun provides levels of Calcium so high, that spending more than an hour at a time in direct sunlight can cause Calcium deposits to sprout from your face.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 07:09 PM       
Max made me LOL

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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 08:56 PM       
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 10:13 AM       
WHO THE FUCK DOESNT ABSORB FOOD THROUGHT THEIR EYES THESE DAYS??

THIS THREAD IS SO 1997
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 10:57 AM       
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it dawns on me if you don't eat, you DON'T POO!
Is it possible to eat just enough to sustain life without POOing? Maybe a teaspoon of Enfamil a day or something. I'm afraid if I stopped POOing I would start dieing.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 11:58 AM       
jolt was the best drink around
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