I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Zhukov]

I didn't know you had a "small" size in your country. No, that wasn't some half arsed joke about your nation's obesity, I genuinely thought it wasn't used. Every piece of clothing I have ordered of the internet/ebay from US companies or brands start at large and just go up from there. Medium if I am lucky.


Fat American fucks.

[Esuohlim]

Don't be fooled. You could fit 3.5 Rankeris into a small t-shirt here

[Chojin]

5'7". rounded up ;<

[Chojin]

Originally Posted by Zhukov

I didn't know you had a "small" size in your country. No, that wasn't some half arsed joke about your nation's obesity, I genuinely thought it wasn't used. Every piece of clothing I have ordered of the internet/ebay from US companies or brands start at large and just go up from there. Medium if I am lucky.


Fat American fucks.

i was at a flea market yesterday and was looking for polo shirts. i found a grand total of 2 that were size small (out of about 150, literally). most were XL-5XL.

5 fucking XL. IN ABUNDANCE.

[Zhukov]

Well Stralyia is fatter than the US anyway, so there you go, and to be honest most shops here stock one or two size small/medium, and then about five hundred XL XXL XXXL sizes. I think Chinese manufacturers are being slightly patronising.

[RaNkeri]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Don't be fooled. You could fit 3.5 Rankeris into a small t-shirt here

[Colonel Flagg]

Originally Posted by Chojin

5 fucking XL. IN ABUNDANCE.

And yet the people that need them insist on shopping in the "Petites" section of JC Penney's

http://www.brojsimpson.com/gallery2/...&g2_itemId=309

It looks NSFW, but it really isn't ...

[MarioRPG]

5XL... ugh. I can't even imagine, that's like the material of 3 tee shirts.

[Zhukov]

Well, I used to work in a tradesman clothing store, like work trousers, steel capped boots and hi-vis jackets. We measured the trousers and overalls in centimeters (sorry Chojin) and the biggest size was 132cm around the waist. That's my size and a half, and that was only considered XXL.

There are some fat people out there.

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Zhukov

and the biggest size was 132cm around the waist. That's my size and a half

For those at home doing the math, Zhukov, the guy making fun of fat people, has a 35-inch waist.

[Chojin]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

For those at home doing the math, Zhukov, the guy making fun of fat people, has a 35-inch waist.

that's about the size of my waist

not the hips, mind you

[kahljorn]

maybe you just need to wash your shirts more. Mine always shrink up after i wash them a couple of times.

[Chojin]

Originally Posted by kahljorn

maybe you just need to wash your shirts more. Mine always shrink up after i wash them a couple of times.

i wash my shirts like every other day, because i have 1 pair of shorts and like 3 pairs of shirts that are small enough to fit ;<

i wash them in hot water to shrink them too

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Chojin

that's about the size of my waist

not the hips, mind you

Dude that's messed up

[kahljorn]

damn dude i dont even know then i'm probably like half your size and i wear larges all the time. although im more like 5'9 than 5'7

[Esuohlim]

I'm like 5'10" with a 30-inch waist. Small shirts cling comfortably to the waist but are hella tight around the shoulders and chest. I wear mediums.

And I have no muscles

[kahljorn]

my waist is 24 inches

maybe its cause i dont wear guy shirts tight like a woman so im fine with whatever size or something.

[executioneer]

i have a sneaking suspicion i'd need at least XL even if i was at 0% bodyfat my shoulders are hell of wide

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm up to a 36 waist. I'm good at 34 as long as I don't eat or drink anything though.

[Chojin]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I'm like 5'10" with a 30-inch waist. Small shirts cling comfortably to the waist but are hella tight around the shoulders and chest. I wear mediums.

And I have no muscles

my waist measurement was with a tape measure just under the bellybutton

i wear a size 32 in pants

i think dem obliques and dat adonis belt are contributing to inflating my waist measurement

[Kitsa]

I wear huge clothes because I would rather go too big than too small. I've known many women who brag about the small clothing size they wear, but then you can see the outline of their bras and big ol' rolls of back fat, and muffin tops coming out over their jeans, and that's just gross. I'd rather wear a circus tent.

[Esuohlim]

You know they do make sizes that are between too big and too small. You act like you only have two choices.

SHIT A CIRCUS TENT OR A BARBIE DRESS? DECISIONS DECISIONS

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

IF I WERE TO WEAR MY ERECTION UP INSTEAD OF DOWN MY PANT WIDTH WOULD BE 68.

[elx]

Originally Posted by Zhukov

I didn't know you had a "small" size in your country. No, that wasn't some half arsed joke about your nation's obesity, I genuinely thought it wasn't used. Every piece of clothing I have ordered of the internet/ebay from US companies or brands start at large and just go up from there. Medium if I am lucky.


Fat American fucks.

idk about women/boy stuff but for girls its:
10, 12, 14 in jeans
medium, large, youth xl in tops

then in juniors it's:
00, 0, 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 in jeans
0, 2, 4, 6, 8 in skirts/dresses
xs, small, medium, large, xl in tops

i don't think there is anything larger, which i guess kinda sucks cause then girls would have to like go into women's stuff. also the "petite" section sounds a bit deceptive, it's not for skinny girls, it's for freakishly curvy/and/or short girls.

[MattJack]

BTCH PLZ