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Old Dec 15th, 2005, 01:13 PM        second time today
that i've had to dig cat food out of my kid's mouth.

i'm sure it won't be the last.
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Old Dec 15th, 2005, 01:18 PM       
we had to put the dog food in big brother's room, where toddler is never allowed to go.
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Old Dec 15th, 2005, 01:41 PM       
hello?! he just had lunch! i mean JUST as in i took him out of the high chair and put him on the ground. i turn around? cat food in the mouth.

it's 3xs now. he's a naughty non-kitty kitty food eater.
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Old Dec 15th, 2005, 02:03 PM       
maybe it just tastes too good? :O
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Old Dec 15th, 2005, 03:02 PM       
the cat is eating the baby food now
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Old Dec 15th, 2005, 03:16 PM       
Kids love pet food....I think they think "Hey, Kitty loves this stuff, it must be GREAT!"
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Old Dec 15th, 2005, 03:26 PM       
Well, when he gets to the age where he doesn't wanna eat broccoli, Karen, you can fool him with the 'ol Veggies-In-The-Meow-Mix trick. Get's em everytime.
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Old Dec 15th, 2005, 04:53 PM       
i already have to do that
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Old Dec 15th, 2005, 04:57 PM       
so that's what kind of cookbook you got. :P
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Old Dec 15th, 2005, 04:58 PM       
Or,for an emotionally scarring last resort,tell him that if he eats kitty food,he eats ponies
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Old Dec 15th, 2005, 05:22 PM       
Is it kibble or the wet kind, because I'll occasionally pop a few handfuls of Alley Cat if I'm feeling too lazy to cook something

It actually isn't that bad.
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Old Dec 15th, 2005, 05:25 PM       
I hope for your sake you eat the dry,not wet
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Old Dec 15th, 2005, 08:03 PM       
Maybe you should get two of those cat food dispensers, one with cat food and one with baby food, and switch them when the baby isn't looking.

That or you could just mix the cat food with the baby food and not have to worry at all. Unless we're talking about a food possessive cat then you'd have a problem!
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Old Dec 16th, 2005, 03:45 AM       
This thread would be made even more hilarious if Karen admitted she didn't have a cat. Hahaha.
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Old Dec 16th, 2005, 07:15 AM       
heh. like i would admit to THAT.
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Old Dec 16th, 2005, 10:18 AM       
I think you just did, ma'am.
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Old Dec 16th, 2005, 12:01 PM       
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Is it kibble or the wet kind, because I'll occasionally pop a few handfuls of Alley Cat if I'm feeling too lazy to cook something

It actually isn't that bad.
You're just trying to get the board idiots to go 'REALLY' and try it out :<
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Old Dec 16th, 2005, 12:05 PM       
No, I actually eat kibble when I'm desperate for food.
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Old Dec 16th, 2005, 12:11 PM       
Ah, the oral stage of development. Baby thinks 'Hmm..whats that? Only one way to find out, shove it in the gob.'
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Old Dec 16th, 2005, 01:07 PM       
Just a few days ago I tried dog treats my Mother-in-law keeps. They looked like slim jims, they smelled like slim jims, and they tasted slightly like slim jims, but they were really, really horrifying. Like if you ate a slim jim that had been kept unwrapped in a moist baggie for about fifty years.

And my oldest was a cat food eater. My youngest tries not to do any sort of food at all.
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Old Dec 16th, 2005, 04:03 PM       
I've often wondered who has to test the food to make sure it is delicious. They must have humans at some point in the chain before cats. Wonder how much they get paid and how long it takes before they're sick...
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Old Dec 16th, 2005, 04:28 PM       
I just wonder how much horse I ate in Europe.
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Old Dec 16th, 2005, 04:43 PM       
Does that mean that chicken and liver isn't chicken and liver?



My cat used to love that.
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Old Dec 17th, 2005, 10:30 PM       
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I just wonder how much horse I ate in Europe.
You ate cat food in Europe?

That..or the fact that they probably can horse in Europe.... :/
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Old Dec 18th, 2005, 11:56 AM       
is cat food bad for your health?
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