HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
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I made many threads about how much I don't like the andy milonakis show because it falls into a very narrow margin of shows that aren't bad enough to be funny about being bad but not good enough to be good. I wasn't ever quite sure it was good because it was funny in a bad way but I guess I never put in the effort to find out.
I just found out that a guy got shot in his apartment yesterday (5 times is the rumor) at around 1 am and it's although it's a block away from me, it's still pretty creepy that it was that close
I swear to God if I hear "I've always dreamed of meeting a woman with six penises" on TV again I'm going to crash a plane into Comedy Central headquarters.
Which I already promised when George Carlin didn't get #1 on 100 Greatest Standups so now I owe them two.