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Old Nov 4th, 2004, 04:43 PM        local takeaway use stolen cheese!
so anyway i was in the local takeaway (the casa express) which is run by a bunch of comedy french guys, waiting for a pizza order.

suddenly 2 shifty looking guys come in with a plastic carrier bag. they ask the owner working at the counter did he want to buy some cheese (which the carrier bag was full of), he agreed to give them 10 quid for it.

clearly the cheese was just stolen from the tesco around the corner by a bunch of guys wanting a quick buck (or pound in this case) but that diddnt matter.

the question is: should i trust a place which uses stolen cheese, or is cheese laundering a victimless crime?
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Old Nov 4th, 2004, 10:14 PM       
The cheese is the best character of the show. The cheese is better than the salami and the bologna combined!
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 01:03 AM       
What the hell is a takeaway and a quid?
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 04:25 AM       
join me and my wacky adventures as i travel around britain getting into all kinds of hilarious jams!

coming next week, the comedy french guys at the casa express try and use english slang, with HILARIOUS results

"yoo want some spicy chicken MAN!"
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 07:00 AM       
takeaway = take-out restaurant

quid = an english pound
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 07:47 AM       
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 09:48 PM       
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takeaway = take-out restaurant

quid = an english pound
Thats all I wanted to know. Thank you.
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Old Nov 12th, 2004, 09:41 AM       
What has the world come to where dumb fucks have to steal cheese? Must be a British thing.
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Old Nov 12th, 2004, 04:33 PM       
I think the british are behind this.
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Old Nov 12th, 2004, 04:34 PM       
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Old Nov 12th, 2004, 06:30 PM       
stealing cheese is the ultimate crime, if the police (or 'pigs' as they affectionatly call themselves) bust down your door, eat dozens of packets of cheese and the evidence is gone!
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Old Nov 12th, 2004, 11:45 PM       
if the Government didn't give me cheese every month, I would probably steal it too
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