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Old Dec 22nd, 2005, 12:53 AM       
not inanimate....she was dead.

At least there will be no complaints!

AM I RIGHT GUYS!
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Old Dec 22nd, 2005, 01:33 AM       
Wrong, that is very innappropriate and I'm surprised at you Arrow X.

You used to be a good kid, what happened? WHAT HAPPENED?
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Old Dec 22nd, 2005, 02:47 AM       
you mean before or after the necrophelia?

BTW for the sake of non psudo comedic acts I'm stull a virgin. And I dont' much care I'm not interested in any of the girls I hang out with.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2005, 12:16 AM       
CONGRATULATIONS ESUOHLIM! YOU ARE NOW IN A CLUB WITH SUCH DISTINGUISHED MEMBERS AS BILL COSBY, PARAS HILATON, AND CORKY FROM THAT T/V SHOW!

I THINK THAT ALL TEENAGE GIRLS SHOULD HAVE TO KEEP PRECIOUS ORE AND MINERALS INSIDE OF THEIR VAGINAS SO THAT WHEN YOU DO IT FOR THE FIRST TIME WITH ONE YOU GET PRESENTS AND SHE DIES FROM INTERNAL BLEEDING!

Seriously though ya'll. Stop it with the virginity stuff. Especially on the internet. The internet was made for things like sharing your anti-cilantro salsa recipe, making spreadsheets using excell to track the exact sequence in deciseconds to perform an unstable zerg rush, and ordering authentic Xena samurai katanas. Come on, lets get back on track.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2005, 01:28 AM       
7 is when I got my first Xena katana, best one night stand of my life.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2005, 04:26 AM       
i'm not answering this question, how dare you
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Old Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:49 AM       
I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said how'd u like 2 waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind

She took me 2 her castle
And I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And Nikki started 2 grind

Nikki

The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell u what she did 2 me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin' will kick your behind
Oh, she'll show u no mercy
But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show u how 2 grind

Darlin' Nikki

Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone unmber on the stairs
It said "thank u 4 a funky time
Call me up whenever u want 2 grind"


True story.
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