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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 05:03 PM        I stole a cat
Hey, if I didn't it would have been de-clawed or even killed
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 05:18 PM       
How did you take it? Did you just pick it up and run away?
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 05:26 PM       
I put the cat in one of my suit cases and brought him back to the car and drove off
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 05:36 PM       
Is this how you usually spend your day? Rongi the crazy Cat lady
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 05:43 PM       
I did this a day before July 4th.

I hope I don't get arrested for this. Getting prison raped for a fucking cat is pretty pathetic
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 06:22 PM       
Where did you find it?
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 07:05 PM       
my brother and his friend found a dog and they returned it, what did they get?

1 measly, fucking dollar
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 07:10 PM       
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You wouldn't happen to be a detective, would you ?
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 07:15 PM       
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You wouldn't happen to be a detective, would you ?
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 07:21 PM       
It was going to be put to sleep or declawed, and the cat was completely healthy. I couldn't live know an innocent animal was going to be killed, so I stole it. The cat was my mom's friend's (the one that died).
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 07:30 PM       
Can I have it? I'll take really good care. Sing to it, Say supportive, loving things to it.

have sex with it...
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 07:32 PM       
Spooky must be off his medication again!
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 07:33 PM       
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dont make me battle rap you.
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 07:34 PM       
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have sex with it...
Have sex with it!? That is craaazy!!!
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 07:41 PM       
I ALREADY SAID SOMETHING UNORIGINAL ON THE LINES OF THAT, ROGNI. ITS OVER NOW, MAN. ITS OVER.
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 07:45 PM       
Rogni?
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 07:50 PM       
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It was going to be put to sleep or declawed, and the cat was completely healthy. I couldn't live know an innocent animal was going to be killed, so I stole it. The cat was my mom's friend's (the one that died).
Well if your mother's friend is dead, then who was going to have it put to sleep or declawed?
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 07:52 PM       
Rogni.
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 08:02 PM       
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Well if your mother's friend is dead, then who was going to have it put to sleep or declawed?
Her parents
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 08:09 PM       
Somebody kittennapped my cat once, so I started banging on their front door with a bat . Mine wasn't gonna be put to sleep though, he was just pouncing on random grasshoppers. WHAT KIND OF CRUEL PERSON KITTENNAPS?
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 08:19 PM       
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Well if your mother's friend is dead, then who was going to have it put to sleep or declawed?
Her parents
How do you know they were going to have it put to sleep or declawed?
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 08:23 PM       
My mom told me
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 08:28 PM       
Well then you did the right thing. If anything, you did them a favor by saving them the money to have it done.
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 09:18 PM       
RONGI IS A CAT BURGLAR.

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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 09:26 PM       
Jesus, cats have nine lives. I thought you were smart enough to know that, Rongi.

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