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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 10:55 AM        HOLY JESUS H. JUMPED-UP CHRIST ON A POGO STICK
Cherry, George, and Sadie have all returned on the same day. Surely Burock, Emma, and Wreck cannot be far behind.

We all await your explanations for your AWOL-ness.
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 11:00 AM       
I thought Sadie had been back for a while.
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 12:51 PM       
Where's cherry? :o

*Oh, just one post? ;< That's HARDLY enough material to beat off to.


But I'll try.
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 07:34 PM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 11:42 PM       
All things come full circle...

ESPECIALLY WITH BLACK HOLES LIKE THE I-MOCKERY FORUMS
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Old Jun 26th, 2005, 02:25 AM       
i've always wondered what the h the h stands for.
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Old Jun 26th, 2005, 09:45 AM       
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Old Jun 26th, 2005, 09:51 AM       
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Old Jun 27th, 2005, 01:30 AM       
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Old Jun 27th, 2005, 05:44 AM       
In the early Church when everyone spoke Greek, the name Jesus was abbreviated to its first three letters, IHS. When the West converted to Latin with Jerome, they kept IHS with a handful of other Greek idioms (ICHTHUS, Kyrie Eleison, blah blah) even though most people had no idea what they meant. So, the I and the S were transfigured into Iesus and Salvatore (I forget if that's the right spelling), but the H was kept as posterity for whatever reason. Around the Reformation, people started making fun of it as a middle initial, since nobody could figure out what else it could mean.



Edit: I forgot to mention that there's a geek joke I heard long ago, saying that it stands for "Haploid". The joke being that he was formed with only a mother, so he has only one set of genetic data within him and thus he's haploid, as aposed to diploid like all normal mammals.
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Old Jun 27th, 2005, 08:55 AM       
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 05:02 PM       
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i've always wondered what the h the h stands for.
It stands for HARDCORE.
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Old Jul 1st, 2005, 09:43 PM       
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In the early Church when everyone spoke Greek, the name Jesus was abbreviated to its first three letters, IHS. When the West converted to Latin with Jerome, they kept IHS with a handful of other Greek idioms (ICHTHUS, Kyrie Eleison, blah blah) even though most people had no idea what they meant. So, the I and the S were transfigured into Iesus and Salvatore (I forget if that's the right spelling), but the H was kept as posterity for whatever reason. Around the Reformation, people started making fun of it as a middle initial, since nobody could figure out what else it could mean.



Edit: I forgot to mention that there's a geek joke I heard long ago, saying that it stands for "Haploid". The joke being that he was formed with only a mother, so he has only one set of genetic data within him and thus he's haploid, as aposed to diploid like all normal mammals.
So, Jesus' name would be Jerry now? Interesting.....
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Old Jul 3rd, 2005, 01:40 AM       
Actually, I think it'd be Josh (from Yeshwuah). Jerome was the guy who translated the Bible into Latin.
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Old Jul 4th, 2005, 12:53 PM       
I would've named him Merv.
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