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Cap'n Crunch · #1

Does anyone remember pogs? They were the little milk cap things that you played with and all they had on them were skulls and 8-balls.

Skulhedface · #2

Yea, I remember. I was the only person it seemed that didn't ever get any.

Well, I had ONE. I think it came out of a box of Froot Loops.

Matt Harty · #3

I had a pog maker.

I made pogs with it.

CastroMotorOil · #4

i was way to into pogs. i was just the right age for them too. that was when i was in like 4th and 5th grade so i was a pure sucker back then. i did have the godly slammer though. it had 8 discs of metal on it with a metal core that was the diameter of a nickel. it was liek 2 inches tall. I won a shitload of pogs with it.

Skulhedface · #5

That's about the only thing I DID like about pogs, some of them had some cool designs I wish I would've ripped.

Cap'n Crunch · #6

I found some in my friend's basement, he gave me a stack. They had POGS for everything, even skulls! I need to go take a shit. I accidentally ate X-Lax. It will slide out like butter, after it explodes all over my ass. I thought the X-Lax was a wafer that said X-lax on it.

The Unseen · #7

I was the fat kid so i didnt have any, i think i got one or where i got my photos developed. I never got a demi-godly metal slammer though

Sam · #8

I remember how I put this huge dent in one of my friend's pogs with my metal slammer that said "WWJD?". It was like his favorite one with W.I.L.D.cats or some shit on it. He went bezerk and we never played again.

He was a baby.

Esuohlim · #9

I remember in 4th or 5th grade I was invited to a party at a Chuck E. Cheese ripoff place, and there was one of the candy machines that let you play until you get something, except with POGS! Everyone was like "Oh my God, Pogs for 25 cents!" and we spent the entire day at that machine getting pogs we knew we'd never use.

Ninjavenom · #10

I have simpsons ones.

James · #11

YEAH POGS!

Nothing says "awesome fun" like KNOCKING OVER LITTLE CARDBOARD CIRCLES.

Fags.

Esuohlim · #12

Oh, that's what you're supposed to do with them? I thought we had to set them on a table, take a few steps back, and look at them with admiration.

Mockery · #13

I've got a couple packs of unopened Tick pogs. Why? Because the Tick rules and it's fun to say the word "Pogs"

James · #14

I got that beat.

MEGA MAN X POGS.

But Pogs are still the gayest game ever created.

I remember all the kids in school were getting into them around the time Magic was still big. But I didn't buckle. I stayed with M:TG. Unfortunately, I was still green to that game, and played with a 120-card deck of every card I owned.

And I still beat my principal every time we played at lunch. :/

THREAD HAS BEEN DERAILED. MAGIC OWNZ POGS YO!!11111

Cap'n Crunch · #15

I hate Magic, its not my cup of tea.

CastroMotorOil · #16

M:TG was kickass back then, but then everyone outgrew it after 7th grade. I still have my 400 cards somewhere and they are probably worth a bunch of money or something.

Esuohlim · #17

Pogs were about the only fad I ever got into. The newer fads are just plain gay, like Beanie Babies and Tomagotchis and fuckin' Pokemon.

I wish I had some Alf Pogs.

Zbu Manowar · #18

Pogs? Shit......that's sad.

The Unseen · #19

I remember tamagotchis, if you forgot to put one in your pocket over a weekend they would shit all over the screen and die

James · #20

You could always pause it when you weren't around. That's what I did, so I didn't get my ass kicked for having a Tamogotchi.

I ended up getting the best kind of Tamogotchi too, but then I got board and put the little tab back in and shut it off (so it never really died).

Bennett · #21

I liked to find somebody who had a Tamagochi and say,
"wow, can I see that?"
And then feed the little bastard until it got really sad and died.

Cap'n Crunch · #22

I shat myself.

Zbu Manowar · #23

Ah, Tomagotachi's suck. I started work at a TRU when that craze hit. You wouldn't believe how much people would pay for a stupid little thing with a cheapass animal on it.

Even worse: Furby. If you think an inanimate object that talks gibberish back to you is amusing, you need to take a look at your sadsack life.

Skulhedface · #24

FURBIES ARE EVIL: A True Story By Skulhedface

My best friend's kid brothers (and he has three of them) each had Furbies, and since of course there were three of them they would talk to each other or whatever these damn things were designed to do. Well, we were really toasted on screwdrivers that night so we unleashed all our frustration on two of the Furbies, throwing them against the wall, dropping them, etc. Well, one was totally destroyed (and his mom gave us some shit for it after awhile) and would no longer work.

...or would it?

About a year later, I was at his house and we heard some weird noises coming from his attic. Being bored and all, we decided to go investigate. It was the most godawful noise you ever did hear, a mishmosh of satanic verse and digital craziness. After a little investigation, we run into none other than the Furby we had drunkenly destroyed the year before, only this Furby was muttering incoherently, in a voice that could only be described as BONE CHILLING.

The moral of this story is: FURBIES ARE PURE EVIL.

Also, don't kill a Furby in a drunken stupor, or he will haunt you forever. The end.