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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 02:32 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 02:35 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 02:39 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 04:28 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 04:29 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 04:40 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 05:52 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 06:36 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 06:42 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 07:22 PM       
some asshole hit our car in a parking lot today. Backed right into our front end while we were in the grocery store. Not only that, they left the damn car crunched into ours, didn't even pull forward to disengage their rear bumper from our front bumper. Also, they left a kid in their backseat gaping at us as we took pictures of the damage.

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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 07:25 PM       
Did you manage to get a picture of the kid?
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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 07:27 PM       

omg seriously? That's classic. So they like crashed the car and straight up ran away, even though there was a kid in the back seat? or were they still there?
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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 07:30 PM       
Didn't get a picture of the kid. Got plenty of pictures of the license plate, which I was amazed stayed in place.

I assume the person was in the store. It was almost as if they didn't even notice hitting our car. They pulled backward into the space (which was odd enough, given that the space would have been hard to back into and there was no real good reason to do so), crunched into our car, left the car still hooked onto our car and just...departed. They left the kid in the car and went into the store.
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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 07:32 PM       
That is pretty amazing. Please tell me you waited for them to get back, and they tried to explain what they were thinking.
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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 07:33 PM       
Nope, needed to get back home...my mom was watching the baby, who was due any minute for another feeding. I would be the responsible parent in this particular equation.
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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 07:45 PM       
they wereprobably all cracked out/drunk and when they hit your car they grabbed their crack bag panicked and ran off, never to be seen again.

the child became a ward of state.

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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 07:46 PM       
I would not be surprised.
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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 07:50 PM       
Some circumstantial evidence has surfaced since the horrible incidence.

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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 08:00 PM       
That kid looks more mentally with-it than this kid did. This kid sort of looked like the Jerry Maguire kid, minus about 100 IQ points.
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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 08:08 PM       


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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 09:58 PM       
You can't make this crap up. People really are that brain-dead.
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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 10:09 PM       
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 12:22 AM       
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 12:51 AM       
oh man if only we hadn't wasted the ___ is missing choose your own adventure thing on the president of uganda
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 12:52 AM       
everyone watch the olympics and check the audiences for boner
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