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Old Oct 24th, 2005, 12:59 PM        What a customer done asked me.
I work at Blockbuster and I get asked a LOT of stupid questions every day. The most recent was from this old lady that asked if we had a movie called "Thumbs Up." I told her that I had never heared of it and sked if that was indeed the correct title. She said, "Yes. I saw the box the other day and it said Two Thumbs Up."

True story.

Also when Passion of the Christ came out I was asked if we "had Jesus" and one lady inquired about "the movie with Jesus in it".
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Old Oct 24th, 2005, 03:38 PM       
Yeah those americans sure is stupid :europe
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Old Oct 24th, 2005, 03:45 PM       
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Old Oct 24th, 2005, 03:46 PM       
I don't think there's an "Oregan" anywhere else in the world either.
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Old Oct 24th, 2005, 04:11 PM       
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Old Oct 24th, 2005, 04:32 PM       
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Old Oct 24th, 2005, 05:00 PM       
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Old Oct 24th, 2005, 06:16 PM       
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Old Oct 24th, 2005, 06:47 PM       
i work at hollywood video, i hate it when those fuckers bring up display boxes. You guys are so lucky you don't have to deal w/ late fees anymore.
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Old Oct 24th, 2005, 06:51 PM       
actually there are still late fees.. if you don't return a movie within two weeks or something you basically buy the movie.
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Old Oct 24th, 2005, 06:58 PM       
Redbox is an example of how rentals should be done - $1 per night until 24 nights, after which you just keep it. And there are no surly clerks like DRUMMING4BUDDHA hating you am i right
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Old Oct 24th, 2005, 07:12 PM       
Whats the initial Price of new rentals?
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Old Oct 24th, 2005, 07:32 PM       
if you're talking about redbox, $1.
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Old Oct 24th, 2005, 07:48 PM       
Why don't we have a place like that where I live? All we have is Hollywood Video and Family Video.
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Old Oct 24th, 2005, 08:13 PM       
Redbox is a little electronic kiosk available at most McDonalds restaurants.
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Old Oct 24th, 2005, 08:36 PM       
Then our McDonalds suck
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Old Oct 24th, 2005, 08:45 PM       
I think McDonalds sucks regardless.
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Old Oct 24th, 2005, 08:56 PM       
yeah, i like netflix...
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Old Oct 25th, 2005, 12:39 AM       
this Redbox sound fucking amazing. My local store's Late fees work like re-renting the film, have something that costs $2.00 for 5 days, its $4 for 10 days and so on.
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Old Oct 25th, 2005, 01:33 AM       
gaarrrr matey, I just download me movies.
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Old Oct 25th, 2005, 01:40 AM       
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i just finished that book

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Old Oct 25th, 2005, 06:32 AM       
Here in wacky Norway, we have to pay $7.50 to rent a single movie until 11 PM the next day. If the movie isn't in by then, that's another 7.50.
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Old Oct 25th, 2005, 11:34 AM       
"Dr. Gonzo

i just finished that book "

Which book is that? Unbeknownst it to common man there are more than one or two Hunter S Thompson books, although who knows how many with dr. gonzo.
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