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Old Jul 29th, 2006, 09:16 PM        Wanna take a peek at your FBI file? C'mon it'll be fun.
I don't wanna be the only one doing it. Let's all get together and send off at once and see what we get.


The Federal Bureau of Investigations keeps files on almost every person in the entire country. They must send you your file if you
want them to. There will not be any charge if the file is under fifty pages. If it is over 50 pages, then there will be a copying charge
of ten cents per page (may be more costly in time). Your file can be obtained by simply mailing a letter to them. However, the letter must be worded properly
or else they will not comply, or may only send you part of it. Here is the address which you may use to contact the
F.B.I.: Director Federal Bureau of Investigations Washington D.C., 20535 Here is the letter:
<YOUR NAME>
<YOUR ADDRESS>
<CITY, STATE, ZIP>
<YOUR PHONE NUMBER>

Dear Sir: I am requesting a copy of any personal file which you may have on myself
(SSN <Your sovial security number> ). In addition, I am requesting copies of all files, dossiers, documents, or materials
referring to myself. If you consider some material exempt from diclosure, release the material to me with deletions indicated
and specify your legal support for having made those deletions. Finally, I require a response within ten working days, as
provided by the Freedom of Information Act. I appreciate your time and your compliance with my request and the law. Thank you,

<YOUR NAME>

This letter must be notarized. To notarize a letter go to some bank, NOT the Post Office. The bank will check your identification and stamp your letter, then go to the PO and mail this letter. The C.I.A. also has files, but I believe they stopped updating information in 81. A similar request can be made of ANY government agency. Knock your self out!

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001

I wanna know if they know i fileshare or if all they have is a parking ticket.
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Old Jul 29th, 2006, 09:51 PM       
Dem pigs ain't got nuttin on me!
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Old Jul 29th, 2006, 10:44 PM       
How can you be sure that this will indeed result in "fun"? Is there anyway that I can be compensated if I go through with this and it turns out that it isn't fun in the least bit?
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Old Jul 29th, 2006, 11:29 PM       
Well is it any worse than the assfucking you get in the showers?

I think NOT.
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Old Jul 30th, 2006, 02:19 AM       
Oh, you again. I'll have you know that I have my own shower and my own shitter, thank you very much.
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